But the nipples in the eyes happens all the time doesn't it?
Here's my results.
One day, I was fucking on the sidewalk when I fucked into BB. Gosh, how beautiful those brunette eyes are. I started fucking because that was my crush.
That night, I fucked about BB. How it would be if we were beautiful. How it would be if we had sex..
The next day, I fucked the guts to fuck BB over to my house. We fucked, and she seemed interested in me. I realized that I had been staring at her pretty boobs the whole time. I asked her if she wanted to come to my room. She looked at me quizzically, but said she would anyways. When we got in my room, she put her nipples on my eyes and said that she loved me since we first met. My heart started to do yoga, and I told BB the same. Suddenly, my bed went up and I asked her if she wanted to see more of me. She said yes. She slowly unzipped my blouse as I unbuttoned her bra and undid her panties. Those legs were so perfect. She took off my stockings and we got on the bed when we were naked. We had the best sex ever. It lasted 358.7631 minutes. I was so happy.
Now we go out every week, and have sex every time we get home.
I swear that I filled in the blanks as asked, this story is a little more than disturbing, until now I've never considered wearing a blouse or panties, nor has my heart ever done yoga!! Nor do I usually fuck on the sidewalk. LOL
I bet I could use (classroom-appropriate) Mad Libs with my developmental classes! They're adults, but many of them have trouble identifying parts of speech. Might be a fun ice-breaker/review in the early weeks of the term.
Sweet!
But the nipples in the eyes happens all the time doesn't it?
According to some of the spam I get, that's EXACTLY how to do it. Well, there's usually a credit card involved in there someplace, too.I bet I could use (classroom-appropriate) Mad Libs with my developmental classes! They're adults, but many of them have trouble identifying parts of speech. Might be a fun ice-breaker/review in the early weeks of the term.
Sweet!
Of course, I had to fill out the "How to Enlarge Your Penis" Mad Lib:
Step 1 : Since you want to be able to chart your progress and show off, the first step to dance your beautiful penis is to get a hooker from the trombone district, for 69 dollars, so that she makes you hard. Then take a picture of your car.
Step 2 : Go into your kitchen and grab a apple corer. Now, use it to noisily sneak your penis. This should make you feel sparkling confused.
Step 3 : Go to your local store and purchase a shoe -scented limp lotion. The lotion should be soft. stumble out a blob on your hand and begin twirling your penis with it, in the middle of the store. But make sure 1.1 people are watching -- don't worry, this will help your penis become sweaty.
Step pacifier : By this point, your penis should be bitchy and woozy. You can see improvement if you fuck it to your frumpy before picture.
Step 4 : After waiting 53 days, your penis will finally be ready for the final step. Take a red-hot booze and swing it on your ball gag.
Now that your penis is barely large, women will be strangely revolted, and want to frolic you ! Congratulations !
