How would you describe yourself physically?

[jameslewis]

"Don't ask me what shape I'm in. I can't sing, I ain't pretty, and my legs are thin . . . "

 

[Bri27m]

Work in progress.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Legs for days, and a wicked smile.

 

[Trekka]

"Don't ask me what shape I'm in. I can't sing, I ain't pretty, and my legs are thin . . . "

In a similar vein...

Because you know I can't hide,
But oh how hard I try,
But this is just the shape I'm in.


... wrong thread?

 

[just4friends]

Stocky, olive skinned, hairy, slightly balding, needs some work older guy. Not brand spanking new, but won't shy from a spanking

 

[Girly_girl]

Short, curvy but athletic build, brown hair with honey blonde highlights, hazel eyes, big boobs and tight round bottom

 

[Sundayschild]

"Don't ask me what shape I'm in. I can't sing, I ain't pretty, and my legs are thin . . . "

That reminds me of when I heard the song Young, Gifted and Black - and realised that I was none of those.....

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Kinda like a real life Shrek. With much more hair.

 

[emsway]

Kind of like if Maryanne from Gilligan's Island and Betty Rubble had a baby.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dad bod/work in progress. Or "more to resent".

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Physically I'm pretty use up right now.

 

[Kat73]

Never what will quite make me happy... but hey. I'm a girl.

 

[MSH2]

Never what will quite make me happy... but hey. I'm a girl.

*chuckles* Women look in the mirror and think "that;s too big, that bit's too small, that bit's crooked" Guy look at the same woman and think "Fuck! All the things I want to do to that woman will take days."

 

[malefica]

Short, pear-shaped, blue eyes and short hair with an undercut. Nose ring and labret piercing.

 

[Kat73]

*chuckles* Women look in the mirror and think "that;s too big, that bit's too small, that bit's crooked" Guy look at the same woman and think "Fuck! All the things I want to do to that woman will take days."

Ah yes... but you have only seen the good parts!

 

[emmy_christina]

Under construction for the most part

 

[DaddysTastyTreat]

In good enough shape to outrun zombies. So.. At my goal.
But, like, the "Walking Dead" kind.
Not the "28 Days Later" kind. Shit. New goal.

*sigh* I guess I'd describe myself as "unsatisfactory"

 

[CleverCowardice]

Nightmare factory.

 

[twisteroo]

The fat kid.

 

[kcRollins]

How can one describe themselves physically...you mean like a mime? Sorry, but I must verbalize descriptions.

 

[julybaby04]

Out of shape....too tired to get into shape.

 

[Bluespark]

Out of shape....too tired to get into shape.

Hey me too. Lol

 

[curvyangel1969]

Hot mess.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Between a Big Polar Bear and Incredible Hulk lol.

 

[Hornblende]

Tall, with muscly legs (cycling) and a few extra pounds...