'Hucow'-related stuff

Originally Posted by SimonDoom

Human women aren't going to settle down into barns to produce milk all day. It's nuts.


I wouldn't be too sure of that.
From BBC news :-
China: Wealthy 'drink human breast milk'

I remember breast milk ice cream being made and sold for some huge sum about 10 years ago.

Given that it's usually not until the baby is a toddler that the erotic sensation of nipples comes back (and is a perk of breastfeeding, but not so much as being an excuse for a nice sit-down), I would imagine a lot of women being delighted to donate milk in exchange for just lying down for a few hours!

Someone else would have to look after the toddler of course. The biggest part of the fantasy is magical childcare (or hormones meaning no baby existed in the first place, but given they havent managed to do that with cattle yet,.that's fantasy too).

Someone appreciating a woman's giant leaking tits and her getting a snooze? I can see that being a mother's fantasy!

I mean, I've given blood and been a gynaecologist's demo bunny just for the lie-down and a cup of tea (and a chocolate biscuit, for the blood). If the local milk bank had offered a few more perks...
 
You came to the AH seeking guidance, you got some, and now you turn around and slag everyone for chipping in?

You've got a niche fetish, you've asked for input from a bunch of writers with a wide enough range but not necessarily in the same niche. It's not clear to me what you expected. To be read with gravitas?

1. Wrong, in spades. I said nothing about "having a fetish", niche or otherwise. This is a pure assumption on your part. I have written tales with many driving motifs - it so happens I am currently considering a plot in which this matter could form the main driver IF it is plausible in reality. End of. I am not one of those writers who deliberately set their plots in Harry Potterland or Captain Kirkworld so that they can conveniently avoid those tiresome explanations required in everyday life.

2. I have not "slagged" anyone but pointed out the somewhat amazing tendency of contributors to casually entertain that assumption regarding my OP.

3. A further casual assumption has been to take it that the female(s) in question must of course be willing participants. They have assumed, in other words, that the idea of "forced" relates simply to the process of lactation... rather than the willingness/consent of the characters.

Thank you nevertheless to all who responded, with whatever degree of "inbuilt
assumption"! I have now had a fair number of approaches via PM which should enable me to access what I need.
 
1. Wrong, in spades. I said nothing about "having a fetish", niche or otherwise. This is a pure assumption on your part. I have written tales with many driving motifs - it so happens I am currently considering a plot in which this matter could form the main driver IF it is plausible in reality. End of. I am not one of those writers who deliberately set their plots in Harry Potterland or Captain Kirkworld so that they can conveniently avoid those tiresome explanations required in everyday life.

2. I have not "slagged" anyone but pointed out the somewhat amazing tendency of contributors to casually entertain that assumption regarding my OP.

3. A further casual assumption has been to take it that the female(s) in question must of course be willing participants. They have assumed, in other words, that the idea of "forced" relates simply to the process of lactation... rather than the willingness/consent of the characters.

Thank you nevertheless to all who responded, with whatever degree of "inbuilt
assumption"! I have now had a fair number of approaches via PM which should enable me to access what I need.

That site I linked to seems quite "pro-hucow," and there are others. I even urged you to go ahead and write it. We weren't trying to judge you, so stop arguing with us and get to work.

I've seen lists of sexual interests (I'm not using the word "fetish") that have twenty-six entries, or forty-six at another. Rule 34 seems too narrow. I have heard of some of them - but falling down stairs?

James Ballard's Crash is about people who get turned on by car accidents, either seeing one or being in them. (Some of his characters deliberately wreck their own vehicles.) Did he just make it up? I'm not so sure.
 
It's amazing how many respondents seem to be totally concreted into their mindset on this issue. I suppose it's inevitable that people will tend to be influenced by the (crappy) stuff they've already read... but, really, they do seem to be all too willing prisoners of it in their casual assumptions about what will "answer all my questions".

Some outside-the-box thinking needs to be done here...
... and there is a fairly obvious difference between the words 'forced' and 'induced'.

Nobody's concreted. It's a fun topic, and we're having fun with it. You got some suggestions, which is what you asked for. Your original post, and subsequent posts, have been extremely vague, so nobody has any idea where you want to go with this. I encourage you to go wherever you want to go. To me, it's a daffy but fun erotic subject, but if you want to explore it in a more "realistic" way -- what that means nobody knows because you have not said-- go for it.

By the way, I was so taken with my "Mom, You're a Hucow!" title that I decided to write a story to match the title. I'm well into it, already. So I thank you for your inspiration and EB for his, as always, genuine and thoughtful support.
 
My goodness. Fastest story I've ever written. I started and finished a first draft of "Mom, You're A Hucow" this morning. Only 5673 words, so one of my shortest, but still. That's fast.

Magineer, you've been a member here for a couple of years, and you've started or posted in threads asking questions about writing stories, but you have not, as far as I can tell, actually written one, and you don't seem to react well when people give you suggestions in response to the questions you ask.

You started this thread less than 24 hours ago. In the span of that time, I've made several suggestions to you, as have others, I got an idea for a story title, and I've completed a first draft of an entire short story of almost 6000 words based on that title. It's done and it will be ready to publish soon. I needed no advice or input from anyone -- other than EB's typically amused (or bemused?) responses to my nonsensical opinions. I just did it. It sprang forth from my imagination.

My experience -- and I'd be curious to hear if this matches the experience of people with a lot more writing experience than I have -- is that the more you write the more able you are to write. If I stop writing and spend time trying to come up with ideas, then the ideas tend to dry up. But if I keep writing, it's like I have to discipline myself because the ideas for writing more things start springing from the ground like water from a well. The act of writing is the single most important source of creative inspiration.

Just write, my friend. Just do it. Write first and THEN think about what you've written. Then you will write with the knowledge you've gained from having written, which is a much more important kind of knowledge than what you get from pre-writing online research. It's really better that way.
 
Story submitted. Title: "Mom, You're A Hucow!" I'm kind of proud of myself about this one. This thread was started barely more than 24 hour ago, and in that time I bantered about the topic, came up with a title, drafted and finished and edited a story to match the title, and submitted it for publication. I rock.
 
Story submitted. Title: "Mom, You're A Hucow!" I'm kind of proud of myself about this one. This thread was started barely more than 24 hour ago, and in that time I bantered about the topic, came up with a title, drafted and finished and edited a story to match the title, and submitted it for publication. I rock.

You do rock, do you roll as well?
 
Okay, I had to Google if it’s possible to breastfeed an adopted kid that I don’t have intentions of getting, but I got an idea now. Google says it scientifically might be if you can closely replicate the behavior of hormones during pregnancy. There’s more details but there’s the quick answer.

But hormone therapy just seems kind of… boring, so we need to make this more interesting. I got an idea. Hear me out.

Some med school friends back in the day drank too much before a test they were all worried about so they used supplies they had laying around to set up vitamin and water IV drips together and try to negate a hangover as quickly as possible. Presumably from what I know about these people other substances were involved.

Now if I look up hormone therapy, Google tells me most of it is pill form with a few other options which tells me that it should also have an intravenous option that is just less expedient for the average person.

So, the guy meets the hot med student girl he likes and med school is bloody fucking stressful. There’s all kind of pain in the ass mnemonics and they experiment with IV drips, right, and they’re drunk so they’re trusting each other to help.

And things become interesting.
 
Story submitted. Title: "Mom, You're A Hucow!" I'm kind of proud of myself about this one. This thread was started barely more than 24 hour ago, and in that time I bantered about the topic, came up with a title, drafted and finished and edited a story to match the title, and submitted it for publication. I rock.
Suzie looked up towards Simon's room with so much pride in her eyes.

"Come on, Mom," she said, "hurry up with that Daisy suit, get the damn head on straight. We've got some special pleasuring to do."

Hot damn, she looked cute in the back end, with the tail.

Meanwhile, the typewriter clicked and clacked furiously. Simon was half way through the sequel. He had his sights set high. "Gonna get more words out than Chloe Tzang does, just watch me!"

Outside, members of the AH gathered round. Was history being made here, tonight? EB wondered about royalties and percentages, when the movie came out. Should he get a new agent?
 
I could be off-base on this, but based on my reading of hucow stories it's all bat-shit crazy fantasy. I wouldn't worry too much about the background research. Just have fun.

Induced lactation is not fantasy at all. People have known how to do it for millennia, and these days it's possible for many women to start an "accelerated protocol" and, using a combination of the right birth control pills, prescription medication, herbal supplements, and manual breast stimulation, ideally by a nursing infant with a device that provides milk from another source (banked milk), begin lactating within a month:

http://www.midwiferygroup.ca/downloads/breastfeeding/induced-lactation.pdf
 
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Originally Posted by SimonDoom

Human women aren't going to settle down into barns to produce milk all day. It's nuts.




I remember breast milk ice cream being made and sold for some huge sum about 10 years ago.

Given that it's usually not until the baby is a toddler that the erotic sensation of nipples comes back (and is a perk of breastfeeding, but not so much as being an excuse for a nice sit-down), I would imagine a lot of women being delighted to donate milk in exchange for just lying down for a few hours!

Someone else would have to look after the toddler of course. The biggest part of the fantasy is magical childcare (or hormones meaning no baby existed in the first place, but given they havent managed to do that with cattle yet,.that's fantasy too).

Someone appreciating a woman's giant leaking tits and her getting a snooze? I can see that being a mother's fantasy!

I mean, I've given blood and been a gynaecologist's demo bunny just for the lie-down and a cup of tea (and a chocolate biscuit, for the blood). If the local milk bank had offered a few more perks...

And a little bit newer than that; a restaurant got in trouble for having cheese made from human breast milk. I always thought it was ass backwards for humans to think milk from other animals and "milk" from plants was more logical than milk from humans. Sure farming human milk doesn't seem etical, or whatever, to the "normal folks", but I bet there would be some women willing to do it, and really; it could be done from home, what with the portable milking machines. A woman could milk herself and then there could be local offices that they could drop it off at. I guess I'll hafta wait till the fall of civilization...

I wouldn't exactly say it's a small nichè, either. It's rampant in hentai, and also ties in with pregnancy fetishes.
 
I bet there would be some women willing to do it, and really; it could be done from home, what with the portable milking machines. A woman could milk herself and then there could be local offices that they could drop it off at. I guess I'll hafta wait till the fall of civilization...

You don't have to wait nearly that long. It has actually been a normal thing for years if not decades.

https://www.hmbana.org/

Not every mother can produce enough milk for her child. This has been an issue for millennia. Sometimes the community, which might include one or more "wet nurses" has to step up. Sometimes it's the mother's mother, who has already demonstrated that she can do so and eats the necessary food that includes the necessary phyto-hormones in case her daughter can't produce enough.

Sometimes it's the mother, pumping her breasts to get extra milk into bottles so that her husband (yeah I've been That Guy, happily) or someone else can feed the baby from those bottles, later.

Sometimes there's extra. That's where the "milk banks" come in. Bless 'em.
 
My Hucow story was just published, a few minutes ago.

My recommendation, again, to OP: just write and publish, and see what happens.

And thank you for inspiring me to write this story.
 
My Hucow story was just published, a few minutes ago.

My recommendation, again, to OP: just write and publish, and see what happens.

And thank you for inspiring me to write this story.
All I can say is, outstanding. Demented, perverse, and when did you change your name to Tim?

Not how I pictured your mom, but hey, what do I know :).
 
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