Humorous Poetry

Never knew of the origin...
Used to be muttered by a friend many moons ago

for some reason it feels old enough, and corny enough, to have been in one of the carry on films


anyway, just a heads up: if you post work that's not your own, please acknowledge it as such :cool:
 
for some reason it feels old enough, and corny enough, to have been in one of the carry on films


anyway, just a heads up: if you post work that's not your own, please acknowledge it as such :cool:

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She offered her honor
I honored her offer
All night long I was on her and off her

funny :) was in a film, wasn't it?

Never knew of the origin...
Used to be muttered by a friend many moons ago

for some reason it feels old enough, and corny enough, to have been in one of the carry on films


anyway, just a heads up: if you post work that's not your own, please acknowledge it as such :cool:

Brew 'er in Brewer.
Bang 'er in Bangor.

Richie Booska
Stearns High School
Millinocket, Maine
Class of '73
 
oh Harry, dear Harry, my love
poor lance wants to know why the gov
is taking so long
to process our song -
like we'd share any thing with that cunt :rolleyes:
 
oh Harry, dear Harry, my love
poor lance wants to know why the gov
is taking so long
to process our song -
like we'd share any thing with that cunt :rolleyes:
..
Oh no he's damaged you and me as well,
bureaucracy is a fucking hell
for lovers
and if he really wants to know he can mail an inquiry to the appropriate government agency for clarification and rationality
lol
 
..
Oh no he's damaged you and me as well,
bureaucracy is a fucking hell
for lovers
and if he really wants to know he can mail an inquiry to the appropriate government agency for clarification and rationality
lol

he's an irrelevant twonk :cool:
 
he's an irrelevant twonk :cool:
..
Flies, fleas, now twonks
a day of surprises
irreverent :rolleyes: or likewise
concerened with the former
and the ladder O^O
out of his mom's basement
:)
vinegar may not attract flies
or fleas
..
 
Look around you, they said,
select an object and compare it to yourself.
A Teapot! Rotund with a lot of spout?
Certainly!
Inside a noxious brew that leaves
an indelible ring showing where it's been
......... got me to a T(ea)! :)
 
I've got dogs that don't know how to catch either. How do you teach them ffs?
test their eyesight? :D
seriously, maybe a lot of dogs' eyesight isn't as good as it should be and that's why they fail!
Look around you, they said,
select an object and compare it to yourself.
A Teapot! Rotund with a lot of spout?
Certainly!
Inside a noxious brew that leaves
an indelible ring showing where it's been
......... got me to a T(ea)! :)
nice one :D
 
Humongus Poetry

I once knew a bitch
that liked to fetch
I threw my balls at her;
she caught them with her teeth,
bad doggy
 
test their eyesight? :D
seriously, maybe a lot of dogs' eyesight isn't as good as it should be and that's why they fail!

nice one :D

They can see next doors cat walking across Ron's workshop roof 100 ft down the garden!
.
Thank you :)
 
My thick and rubber friend,
smooth tapered anal plug,
how I love your presence
fitting oh so snug!
So when I sit upon my seat
and do a subtle grind
I feel so very naughty
no-one knows what's up behind.
I can wriggle in the train
or extended in my car,
though at traffic lights be careful
you don't pop a jerk too far!
And when I get at last to work
I just chasse, what a farce
that no-one knows I'm smiling
from what's stuck up my arse!

'Scuse me Miss Spell? Your butt plug here. I'll be
blunt and get right to the point. Your bum, she's
my chum... but silicone can get lonely...
And your friends sound nice. Can I meet them please?

That Harry Hill sounds fun to fill, and as
for Butters, sounds like a natural fit.
I hear that Angeline is into ass
(or was that 'jazz'?), and GreenMountaineer? It's

hopeful, we'll find his yodel, I know just
where to look. So put on tea...don't mention me;
everyone loves surprises. Soon your guests
will be impressed! But I won't be pushy,

I know new tushies are shy. You'll demonstrate,
it will all be great, oh I cannot wait!
 
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'Scuse me Miss Spell? Your butt plug here. I'll be
blunt and get right to the point. Your bum, she's
my chum... but silicone can get lonely...
And your friends sound nice. Can I meet them please?

That Harry Hill sounds fun to fill, and as
for Butters, sounds like a natural fit.
I hear that Angeline is into ass
(or was that 'jazz'?), and GreenMountaineer? It's

hopeful, we'll find his yodel, I know just
where to look. So put on tea...don't mention me;
everyone loves surprises. Soon your guests
will be impressed! But I won't be pushy,

I know new tushies are shy. You'll demonstrate,
it will all be great, oh I cannot wait!

My ex-wife beat your butt plug to it, WOW.

It's called alimony from a judge had his head up his ass.:eek:
 
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