I am horny and I wouldn't mind chatting about it

[AuntieDisco]

Depends on how you mean out do you. Smoking weed makes me extra horny so I might outdo you in the horny department.

Let’s see if my plane takes off before that or not

 

[WerdNerd]

Dude…you could smoke ALL THE WEED and you’d never be as thirsty as @Bry1313

I don't know. My mouth is getting pretty dry.

 

[AuntieDisco]

They are playing Pretty white fly (for a white guy) by Offspring at the bar. Dear Lord is this a sign?

 

[MindYaBitness]

They are playing Pretty white fly (for a white guy) by Offspring at the bar. Dear Lord is this a sign?

Yes, that you need to hop a plane & get over here

 

[AuntieDisco]

Yes, that you need to hop a plane & get over here

Drunk me to the stewardess: What do you mean this flight isn’t going to the states?! I want a refund!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Drunk me to the stewardess: What do you mean this flight isn’t going to the states?! I want a refund!!!

I'm sure you'd realize it when you were over the ocean, and halfway to Europe

 

[Taegul]

Is @Taegul not enough man for you?

Entire NFL rosters aren't "man enough" for that cock gobbler.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I'm sure you'd realize it when you were over the ocean, and halfway to Europe

First connection is within Canada, I just might make it lol

 

[Taegul]

Dude, c'mere real close for a secret...

*Whispers... I have a feeling "she" is not really a "lady"

 

[MindYaBitness]

Entire NFL rosters aren't "man enough" for that cock gobbler.

Ah, but did she lose her virginity to the Seahawks?

 

[Taegul]

Ah, but did she lose her virginity to the Seahawks?

No. It was the Raiders. It was preseason so it involved the starting squad and the practice squad.

And it was on "family" day so brothers, sisters, dads, moms, front office personnel, the kitchen sink, Bob Costas, the Hall Of Fame committee, the mayor of Las Vegas, and the entire cheer squad. I mean, I could go on all day here. She sure as hell went on "all day"...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How dare you!?! Are you saying someone would come on the internet and lie about who they are? That's unpossible!

I do question your secondish darling title

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Entire NFL rosters aren't "man enough" for that cock gobbler.

Can you introduce us?

 

[Taegul]

Can you introduce us?

TNT or The Raiders?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You guys had a chance to make this a serious horny chat thread but you all chose to make it into a farce.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

TNT or The Raiders?

Both. And the Chargers

 

[Taegul]

The Chargers abandoned our city for arch-nemesis L.A.

The Chargers don't get to fuck TNT, they get to go fuck themselves.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I do question your secondish darling title

Whoooo pray tellm would you give that honor to?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The Chargers abandoned our city for arch-nemesis L.A.

The Chargers don't get to fuck TNT, they get to go fuck themselves.

No worries. I'll fuck the Los Angeles Chargers

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Whoooo pray tellm would you give that honor to?

@Indie? But really she should be first so maybe Pmann can be second since he seemed to have called dibs on first.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

@Indie? But really she should be first so maybe Pmann can be second since he seemed to have called dibs on first.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Mike130 is now following you.

Geezus

Wait did anyone who laughed at this also got a follow? AFAF

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wait did anyone who laughed at this also got a follow? AFAF

Yep

 

[AuntieDisco]

Yep

Fuck I’m so sobered up now for this shit

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@Indie? But really she should be first so maybe Pmann can be second since he seemed to have called dibs on first.

You’re very smart.

Which means…I’m very smart.

Which I already knew.

Damn I love a good tautology.