I am horny and I wouldn't mind chatting about it

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I know this is going to be difficult to comprehend, Monkey my Friend, but sometimes you can get horny AND talk about it. And, if you use just the right words, a wonderfully filthy lady will also talk with you about it

Wait…what? They WILL? Amazing!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wait…what? They WILL? Amazing!

I know, right!

I'm not sure if you're ready for this part, so sit down and brace yourself. Are you sitting? Okay, this website is entirely geared towards luring horny people to it. Shocking, I know! So your odds of finding said filthy lady are pretty good

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I been thinking about doing the horny talk thing with a sex therapist but probably will just stick with titty dancers.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Neither. Just making a statement.

I was horny earlier though.

Well…I’m glad you got that resolved at least!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well…I’m glad you got that resolved at least!

It took 4 times

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I been thinking about doing the horny talk thing with a sex therapist but probably will just stick with titty dancers.

What if your sex therapist has titties?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

What if your sex therapist has titties?

Lets hope so and I will just stare. Same as titty dancers.

 

[Azuldrgon]

What if your sex therapist has titties?

Will you be my therapist, Nebby?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It took 4 times

Weird AND well not insatiable since 4 works but like quadsatiable.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Will you be my therapist, Nebby?

Well, I suppose i could take on one more patient

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Weird AND well not insatiable since 4 works but like quadsatiable.

It was like chasing the dragon. The first 3 orgasms just weren’t… big enough. I wanted Bigger. Better. More

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It was like chasing the dragon. The first 3 orgasms just weren’t… big enough. I wanted Bigger. Better. More

So the last organs was a… blue? Dragon?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

So the last organs was a… blue? Dragon?

I could never play the organ. The piano yes, a little.
No heroin addicts say “chasing the dragon” the ultimate high. That’s how I feel about orgasms. I don’t like it when they aren’t explosive enough

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I could never play the organ. The piano yes, a little.
No heroin addicts say “chasing the dragon” the ultimate high. That’s how I feel about orgasms. I don’t like it when they aren’t explosive enough

Damn you, as you say “autocunt”

I saw Killing Zoe, I know what chasing the dragon is

Glad you got exploded

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I could never play the organ. The piano yes, a little.
No heroin addicts say “chasing the dragon” the ultimate high. That’s how I feel about orgasms. I don’t like it when they aren’t explosive enough

Is that from Trainspotting?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Is that from Trainspotting?

I think so but I don’t remember

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think so but I don’t remember

Sheesh, I just told y’all it’s from Killing Zoe (it’s an older phrase than that but that’s the 90’s indie cinema movie that used it.) Wasn’t in Trainspotting or Pulp Fiction.

 

[ydahecnot]

I been thinking about doing the horny talk thing with a sex therapist but probably will just stick with titty dancers.

If insurance covers that, let us know

 

[Pad_Foot]

So am I, but the last thing I want to do is “chat” about it.

So? What do you do about it??
I think many of us need an answer for this problem

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Sheesh, I just told y’all it’s from Killing Zoe (it’s an older phrase than that but that’s the 90’s indie cinema movie that used it.) Wasn’t in Trainspotting or Pulp Fiction.

Seems pretty similar to line in Trainspotting.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Seems pretty similar to line in Trainspotting.

Oh about the heroine rush being better than any fucking meat injection, yeah. That’s from Trainspotting. But the chasing the dragon bit is from Killing Zoe.

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Isn't it wonderful how Lit is just like the jungle... a maze of both a swampy muddy undergrowth and amazingly lush sights to behold filled with animals shouting out to the world: " hey ! Over here! I am horny!" Some even flash their red buttocks about

Love,
Thom

 

[morelikeasong]

Isn't it wonderful how Lit is just like the jungle... a maze of both a swampy muddy undergrowth and amazingly lush sights to behold filled with animals shouting out to the world: " hey ! Over here! I am horny!" Some even flash their red buttocks about

Love,
Thom

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

Are the bananas dick pictures?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Monkeys do love their nanners