I am horny and I wouldn't mind chatting about it

Are you telling me you’re horny? Or you want to talk?
I know this is going to be difficult to comprehend, Monkey my Friend, but sometimes you can get horny AND talk about it. And, if you use just the right words, a wonderfully filthy lady will also talk with you about it

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I know this is going to be difficult to comprehend, Monkey my Friend, but sometimes you can get horny AND talk about it. And, if you use just the right words, a wonderfully filthy lady will also talk with you about it

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Wait…what? They WILL? Amazing!
 
Wait…what? They WILL? Amazing!
I know, right!

I'm not sure if you're ready for this part, so sit down and brace yourself. Are you sitting? Okay, this website is entirely geared towards luring horny people to it. Shocking, I know! So your odds of finding said filthy lady are pretty good😁
 
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I been thinking about doing the horny talk thing with a sex therapist but probably will just stick with titty dancers.
 
I could never play the organ. The piano yes, a little.
No heroin addicts say “chasing the dragon” the ultimate high. That’s how I feel about orgasms. I don’t like it when they aren’t explosive enough
Damn you, as you say “autocunt” 😝

I saw Killing Zoe, I know what chasing the dragon is 😝

Glad you got exploded
 
I could never play the organ. The piano yes, a little.
No heroin addicts say “chasing the dragon” the ultimate high. That’s how I feel about orgasms. I don’t like it when they aren’t explosive enough
Is that from Trainspotting?
 
Isn't it wonderful how Lit is just like the jungle... a maze of both a swampy muddy undergrowth and amazingly lush sights to behold filled with animals shouting out to the world: " hey ! Over here! I am horny!" Some even flash their red buttocks about :p

Love,
Thom
 
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