I cannot confirm or deny that...

[thefishfryer]

I cannot confirm or deny if I made that up.

I cannot confirm or deny that I usually enjoy reading you posts

 

[BrendaBear]

I cannot confirm or deny that I miss seeing fun posts on this thread

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I cannot confirm or deny that I would happily adopt a penguin

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I would love to take an hour-long bath in guacamole.

 

[Sexy_Little_Minx]

I cannot confirm nor deny that I’ve been thing about a certain someone this morning.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that the rumours of my demise were greatly exaggerated.

 

[LibertineDaddy]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am wearing pants.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that the Ignore list has a limit of 1000 users.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that my toxic trait is oatmilk lattes every morning.

 

[Gamine67]

I cannot confirm or deny every time someone tells me their name is Dick I laugh inside.

 

[Krigirl1233]

I cannot confirm or deny that my boobs are the same size

 

[PandemicReader8]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am embarrassed to favorite the stories on Lit that I enjoy the most.

 

[F3x0r]

I cannot confirm or deny that in the early hours of this morning, I may have had a delightful thought, purely sparked by a username on here

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

I cannot confirm or deny that my boobs are the same size

I cannot confirm or deny that I would enjoy touching up on this issue for you.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I just ate too much. *BURP* Oh, excuse me.

 

[Photog1rl]

I cannot confirm or deny that I ate scones without cream today.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that Mercury should really lay off the Gatorade.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I don't want to ever stop reading "Florida man" stories.

 

[DeerTrace118]

I cannot confirm or deny that I can juggle.

 

[loquere]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm Batman.

 

[RachelWalsh]

I cannot confirm or deny that this message will self destruct!

 

[DeerTrace118]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am thirsty

 

[loquere]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm drinking a bacon flavored chocolate cake milkshake

 

[Apisto42]

I cannot confirm or deny that my college gf’s mom tried to seduce me and I was so clueless that I didn’t realize it. I’m pretty fucking oblivious sometimes.

 

[loquere]

I cannot confirm or deny that im about to eat cheerios