I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny partaking in the sole consumption of a copious amount of peanut butter and dark chocolate cups.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that this thread is back on page 1 of the Playground.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that a confirmation or denial has been issued.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I once met Spongebob Squarepants while swimming in the ocean, not too long after I smooched a Kissing Gourami. Yeah, I know they're freshwater fish. That's what made it even weirder.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that it takes a special kind of cruelty to do just that.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm completely naked except for the coconut I'm wearing.

Can pineapple get jealous?
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm completely naked except for the coconut I'm wearing.

Can pineapple get jealous?
Omg is it a coconut from your island cuz, me too!

I cannot confirm or deny that I am stalking Taegul.
 
Omg is it a coconut from your island cuz, me too!

I cannot confirm or deny that I am stalking Taegul.
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm having Amanda arrested for stalking and placed in handcuffs. Why is she smiling? You're in serious trouble. No, really. Stop smiling!
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm having Amanda arrested for stalking and placed in handcuffs. Why is she smiling? You're in serious trouble. No, really. Stop smiling!
You can't have me arrested. I'll just tell them I'm innocent and make sure my boobs look amazing. They'll let me go. Just like they do for speeding tickets. It's not fair but I'll just tell them you wanted to fuck me and I said no.

I tried so hard to get away officer, I promise. 🥺
 
You can't have me arrested. I'll just tell them I'm innocent and make sure my boobs look amazing. They'll let me go. Just like they do for speeding tickets. It's not fair but I'll just tell them you wanted to fuck me and I said no.

I tried so hard to get away officer, I promise. 🥺
I cannot confirm or deny that the cop is a friend of mine, and she isn't interested in your boobs. Or excuses! 👮‍♀️
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the cop is a friend of mine, and she isn't interested in your boobs. Or excuses! 👮‍♀️
I cannot confirm or deny that your female cop friend is most likely not authorized in my jurisdiction... Also, it's probably not ethical to call your friend into a lovers quarrel, darling.

Tough cookies, Taegul. 💋
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the night is shaping up to be a sleepless one.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I beat Kenny Rogers at poker. I also cannot confirm or deny that it was strip poker.
 
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