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Tease!I cannot confirm or deny that I am getting laid tonight.
Omg is it a coconut from your island cuz, me too!I cannot confirm or deny that I'm completely naked except for the coconut I'm wearing.
Can pineapple get jealous?
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm having Amanda arrested for stalking and placed in handcuffs. Why is she smiling? You're in serious trouble. No, really. Stop smiling!Omg is it a coconut from your island cuz, me too!
I cannot confirm or deny that I am stalking Taegul.
You can't have me arrested. I'll just tell them I'm innocent and make sure my boobs look amazing. They'll let me go. Just like they do for speeding tickets. It's not fair but I'll just tell them you wanted to fuck me and I said no.I cannot confirm or deny that I'm having Amanda arrested for stalking and placed in handcuffs. Why is she smiling? You're in serious trouble. No, really. Stop smiling!
I cannot confirm or deny that the cop is a friend of mine, and she isn't interested in your boobs. Or excuses!You can't have me arrested. I'll just tell them I'm innocent and make sure my boobs look amazing. They'll let me go. Just like they do for speeding tickets. It's not fair but I'll just tell them you wanted to fuck me and I said no.
I tried so hard to get away officer, I promise.
I cannot confirm or deny that your female cop friend is most likely not authorized in my jurisdiction... Also, it's probably not ethical to call your friend into a lovers quarrel, darling.I cannot confirm or deny that the cop is a friend of mine, and she isn't interested in your boobs. Or excuses!