I cannot confirm or deny that...

[vibes]

ICCOD that my neighbor masturbates to me when I do yard work without a bra and a lowcut shirt.

The house next to mine is for sale ... jus sayin

 

[Taegul]

ICCOD that the muscles in my right arm are much larger than the ones in my left arm. No idea how that would even be possible. If it was even true. IF....

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that the thought of reopening The Retreat has crossed one's mind.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that tonight is a night where despair's clutches puncture oh so sweetly.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I cannot confirm or deny that I’m killing time whilst waiting for the washing machine cycle to end

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am on autopilot mode.

 

[VikingPhoenixx]

I cannot confirm or deny
That I once pushed my cock, deep into a pie.
The pie was warm
With a lovely spice
And when my sweet had a taste
She exclaimed,
Well isn't this nice!
Just what is the ingredient that you've kept secret from me?
I blushed and she knew near instantly!
A fast smile spread across her sweet little face
My trousers, she burst open at a near lightning pace
Out came the secret ingredient dispenser that I'd held so fast
But in mere moments her work made me ready to blast,
More secret ingredient onto her smiling face.
Then she looked up at me wickedly grinning,
Now, come kiss my face!
I thought to myself, just what have I done..
But before I knew it, I gave her my tongue.
We swirled and mouthed for quite a long time
Then she got to her feet and demanded, I kiss her hot pie.
I hesitated not even a sinch
And she screamed aloud,
I want your every inch.
So I bent her over, her face in the pie
And I stuffed her full until she began to cry,
Oh Yes, yes, yes,
My Viking...give it to me..

I cannot confirm or deny that this happened to me.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that, if I could, I would delete moderate posts in threads created by me.

 

[summer_reine]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am a real human being. Wait, I.. I can confirm that. I'm not an alien. Disregard.. crap. Where's the delete button?!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

ICCOD that twice I've seen unexplained things in the night sky...

 

[summer_reine]

ICCOD that twice I've seen unexplained things in the night sky...

No... You have not.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'd respond, but I cannot confirm or deny what I said...

 

[Coyote100]

ICCOD that l believe in UFOs

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny I was taken aback or smug as fuck about it. Probably both.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I still get confused when to use "or" VS "nor" in a statement like this.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that you should always carry a knife with you, in the event that there is cake or someone needs to be stabbed.

 

[13Fantasies]

I cannot confirm or deny that I shit sprinkles and pumpkin spice

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that cagers are so fucking entitled.

 

[Trubbycat]

ICCOD that I am having a torrid affair with a Lit friend

 

[Taegul]

ICCOD that I like to take baths in a tub full of candy corn 3 times a week.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm part of a covert operation to replace all the world's traffic lights with disco balls.

 

[carolheadcase]

I cannot confirm or deny that this is my first day here, and the reason I am here is because I am dating someone who posts here.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm actually a time-traveling assassin from the 13th century.

 

[coffeelover5]

I cannot confirm or deny that this is my first day here, and the reason I am here is because I am dating someone who posts here.

Did you plan on posting at 4:20???

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that in Spain, the rain stays mainly in the plain.