I cannot confirm or deny that...

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that half the year is gone.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

I cannot confirm or deny that my memory is slipping so that I have no clue which safe place I put that paperwork in. Saturday's project ….finding it.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I always carry a bottle of hand sanitizer.

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

I cannot confirm or deny that the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.

I CAN confirm that we don't need no water. Let that muthafucker burn...

 

[Echo5Mike]

I can confirm that its good to be back!!

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that using a plunger is like giving CPR to a toilet.

 

[loquere]

I cannot confirm or deny that I've changed my profile picture to actor Sterling K Brown from author Rubyard Kipling.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I've changed my profile picture to a young Brad Pitt.

 

[loquere]

I cannot confirm or deny that I've changed my profile picture to a young Brad Pitt.

I cannot confirm or deny that Taegul is very funny!

 

[tnman03]

I Cannot Confirm or Deny that I have Turkey Burgers with cranberries and jalapenos mixed into them that I’ll be grilling for supper in another hour or so.

 

[loquere]

I Cannot Confirm or Deny that I have Turkey Burgers with cranberries and jalapenos mixed into them that I’ll be grilling for supper in another hour or so.

I cannot confirm or deny that I'd like an invitation to this possible barbeque.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I really enjoy visiting the Pacific NW as long as the wintery weather has pissed off for the year.

 

[RossieOregon]

I cannot confirm or deny that I moved away from Cali because I don't get snow.

 

[Taegul]

I can not confirm or deny that her milkshake brought me to the yard.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if you're aroused by dirty talk, that means your genitals are voice activated

 

[Jada59]

I can not confirm or deny that about an hour ago, my desk looked like it was owned by a hoarder!

 

[Kat73]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am already packed for my trip to see my DS on Friday!

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am already packed for my trip to see my DS on Friday!

Have a great time !

I cannot confirm or deny that I will have a little smoke this evening

 

[RossieOregon]

I cannot confirm or deny that I haven't smoked weed for over two decades.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that one of the most depressing things about getting older is that the probability of becoming a superhero keeps decreasing.

 

[snexxer]

I cannot confirm or deny that this news story made me laugh loudly.

I was trying to cure my constipation!' Man's bizarre excuse to doctors for having a foot long aubergine in his rectum
50-year-old man went to the doctor after having stomach-ache in China
A large aubergine was found to have been stuck in his body for two days

 

[DarkSimian]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am getting laid on Friday

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have trespassed private property in order to rescue abused or abandoned animals. Some things might have gotten "accidentally" broken.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I can’t confirm or deny that if you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them.

 

[lexieredefined]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm probably going to end up doing something that I shouldn't, but don't care.