I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that procrastination is like occupying your time with side quests while putting off completing the main mission
 
I cannot confirm or deny that DarkSimian meant 'cumming' guest, not 'coming' guest.

(hey, I warned you that I squirt sometimes. you might as well wait until I'm finished before you clean anymore :rolleyes:)
 
I cannot confirm or deny that DarkSimian meant 'cumming' guest, not 'coming' guest.

(hey, I warned you that I squirt sometimes. you might as well wait until I'm finished before you clean anymore :rolleyes:)

I cannot confirm or deny that I would love for Liz to be my cumming guest ;)
 
I can not confirm or deny that I have been rated as the #45,937,183rd wonder of the world right behind orange Jell-O.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that erotica meant for females should be officially renamed cliturature
 
I cannot confirm or deny that tortillas are basically just edible envelopes you use to mail food to your stomach
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm a tomboy.

*Discreetly hides slingshot in back pocket of ripped and worn out jeans.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that tortillas are basically just edible envelopes you use to mail food to your stomach

I cannot confirm or deny that burritos can be stuffed with almost anything and are delicious any time of day.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that my cheekbones can't cut through glass.

Yet. I'm working on it.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the only reason we can co-exist with cats is that they're not big enough to kill us.
 
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