I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot conform or deny that the first caveman to cover his penis must have been really insecure.
 
I can not confirm or deny that Colonel Sanders is actually a Colonel.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I once tried to get into the wrong car.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that people think they were lucky because they were the one sperm in the race that reached the egg, but they're actually far luckier due to how often men masturbate.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that even as a Christian I have fantasies that would blow my Christian friend's minds...
 
Everything in my life is multicolored. That's how I roll. Of course I cannot confirm or deny it.

I cannot confirm or deny that that has peaked my curiosity even more, but I have to be careful, I know what that did to the cat!! :eek:;)
 
I cannot confirm nor deny that I am, in fact, 6'7".


OK OK. I guess I can confirm that but that would require revealing medical information and well -- that's just wrong. :D
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that Indie and I may or may not have just had a very in depth conversation about bikini waxes... including diagrams
 
I cannot confirm or deny that Indie and I may or may not have just had a very in depth conversation about bikini waxes... including diagrams

I can not confirm or deny that.... Damn.

I can not confirm or deny that my fingers are speechless.
 
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