I cannot confirm or deny that...

ICCOD that right now, somebody somewhere is working on a cartoon entitled
"Tanning Booth Raccoon Eyes meets Little Rocket Man."
 
I cannot confirm or deny that Michael Myers always walks because he doesn't want to risk hurting himself by running with a knife.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I am Batman, but, you have never seen me or Batman in a room at the same time...
 
I cannot confirm or deny that Bugs Bunny calling Elmer Fudd "nimrod" and people thinking it meant "idiot" was probably the biggest whoooosh in history
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if semen glows under UV light, a penis ejaculating under a blacklight would look like a laser cannon.
 
I cannot confirm or deny how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I am typing this 15 feet underwater on a totally waterproof laptop.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if the internet was as popular and widespread 30 years ago as it is today, Pee-wee Herman would never have been disgraced in an adult theater and he'd still be a big star today.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that my faith in the justice system is just a tad elevated today.
 
I can not confirm or deny that we are having four kinds of vegetables for dinner.
 
I can not confirm or deny that I am dreading the end of this month.
 
ICCOD that I'm filing an age discrimination lawsuit against 'Trix'. Who the fuck are they to say who should eat their cereal?
 
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