I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that if you eat while on the toilet, you become an assembly line yourself.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the $1 bill is the bill we are most likely to give children, and the one most likely to have been in a strippers underwear.
 
I can not confirm or deny that I would be a much better roving announcer for the World Cup games than those already on Fox Sports-even though I am confused by the OffSide rule:)
 
I can not confirm or deny that I have blowjob instructions tattooed on my lower abdomen.
 
ICCOD that a stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?

Oh, I guess the next superhero movie will be about a really fast seamstress.
 
I can not confirm or deny that I am enjoying a hummer right now. Smashing Pumpkins Hummer that is...
 
I can not confirm or deny that if I don't get these blinds in my bedroom fixed, I am going to have some traumatized neighbors.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that everyone going faster than you on a road is an asshole and everyone who's driving slower than you is an asshole.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I love holiday weeks when everyone else takes vacation and makes my commute so much nicer!!
 
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