I cannot confirm or deny that...

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have a pair of Straight™ labelled pants, bought by chance off a random street vendor, just for the kicks, which are strictly worn when one must infiltrate into particularly difficult enemy territory.

 

[DarkSimian]

I cannot confirm or deny I masturbated thinking of someone here tonight.

I cannot confirm or deny that it probably wasn't me

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that the only dates I'm paying for lately are the ones I'm blending into my peanut milk.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I've been playing hide-and-go-seek with a 3rd grade classmate for the last 39 years. Shhh, don't tell him I'm here...

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have stared danger in the eye and it winked back.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have stared danger in the eye and it winked back.

I cannot confirm or deny that I winked at V and she poked me in the damn eye. That freaking hurts!

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I winked at V and she poked me in the damn eye. That freaking hurts!

I cannot confirm or deny that his definition of winking is what the rest of us know as mooning.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that his definition of winking is what the rest of us know as mooning.

I cannot confirm or deny that it still hurts real bad that she poked me in the eye and I won't be able to sit down for hours!

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that saying Naan bread is the equivalent of saying bread bread. Same for chai tea.

 

[Wkd_Macey]

I cannot confirm or deny that it was bigger than I expected.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that someone should arrest curiosity, for killing the cat.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that someone should arrest curiosity, for killing the cat.

I cannot confirm or deny that compensation has been pre-awarded to all cats in the form of nine lives.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am a chick magnet.

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

I cannot confirm nor deny the frustration of writers block

 

[LostGirlTink]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am a chick magnet.

I cannot confirm or deny that link is unsolicited duck pics

 

[Wkd_Macey]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am a chick magnet.

I cannot confirm or deny that I have to agree

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that link is unsolicited duck pics

I cannot confirm or deny that no ducks have been solicited, on my part, up until this very moment.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny I am suddenly hungry for buffalo wings.

 

[Jada59]

I cannot confirm or deny that dancing in this type of moccasins is a tad dangerous! Now... Who wants to pick me up off the floor?

 

[Eisranac]

I cannot confirm or deny that dancing in this type of moccasins is a tad dangerous! Now... Who wants to pick me up off the floor?

You dance in snakes?!?

I hope you are not on the floor because you were bitten!

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that playing Strip Solitaire is not nearly as fun as playing Strip Poker.

 

[Leigh81]

I cannot confirm or deny that I ate an entire blooming onion with a half rack of ribs Saturday night at the rib fest all by myself.......buuuurrrrp

L

 

[emsway]

I cannot confirm or deny that I may take another shower.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have cancelled Monday - Thursday and propose we move right to Friday.

 

[emsway]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have cancelled Monday - Thursday and propose we move right to Friday.

I cannot confirm or deny that I like the way you think.