I did not

I did not laugh out loud when my male friend showed up wearing MEGGINGS.
 
I did not totally stalk everything a friend of mine posted yesterday.
 
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, oh wait sorry wrong thread damn thats a good quote too lol
 
I did not dream of you last night, and it was not the best dream I've had in months.
 
I did not give the stranger in the restaurant a come hither smile and wink that left him confused.
 
I did not flirt with him, but my goodness, I wish I had. :heart:
 
I do not think I can get away with having sex on the job, even though I am alone out here for hours on end
 
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