I did not

[ProfessorThickCock]

I didn't curse at her under my breath as she was walking out the door.

 

[perkyT]

I did not sneak away to check my Lit messages.

 

[subtlysexy]

I did not cum twice having rough sex with him

 

[Edensgarden]

I did not just have an orgasm...or two....

 

[perkyT]

I did not get a little jealous over the above 2 litsters' posts.

 

[BigJim68]

I did not shake my head at her walking out the door without giving me a kiss, again

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I did not just send that text...

 

[NotHisLady]

I did not flirt shamelessly (much)

 

[papadoc19]

I did not think it would be this cold...what happened to the global warming?

 

[aydana]

I did not believe they could hurt me more...but apparently they can

 

[papadoc19]

I did not make it to the recycling center

 

[BlackCashmere]

I did not see the Oprah/ Lance Armstrong interview...

Wondering if I should watch the video?...

 

[papadoc19]

I did not understand that...

 

[respeito]

i did not eat lunch today, and i'm starving.

 

[Edensgarden]

I did not spend $185 at the adult toy store yesterday.

 

[papadoc19]

I did not ever use S Club 7 songs for karaoke

 

[Lia Monde]

I did not drive 75 miles to buy another one I just "had to have."

 

[CelticFlame]

IDN just drink that whole pitcher.

 

[VIPER2121]

I did not just make a girl pee her pants and another one get sick from laughing at me because I was laughing so hard I lost my breath and hurt my back....

 

[Maximina]

I did not just have 5 orgasms in one night.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I did not let the dogs out.

 

[papadoc19]

I did not just see a Baha Men reference

 

[Treasured]

I did not want to get out of bed this morning.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

I did not make it home last night........

 

[Tristyn]

I did not want to spend so much time wondering if I made a mistake.