I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[CanucKinksman]

Frequent and egregious errors in punctuation, spelling and/or grammar.

Or if you use the term pappi

 

[SoulAssasin247]

I answer 99.5 % of them because it's the right thing to do

 

[mamasota]

Frequent and egregious errors in punctuation, spelling and/or grammar.

Or if you use the term pappi

Papichulo says it even better

 

[LadyJS]

I did answer it, because I never waste an opportunity to tell a creep that I'll cut off his fucking nuts and stuff them down his throat until they come out of his asshole!

 

[islandjoe2]

I did answer it, because I never waste an opportunity to tell a creep that I'll cut off his fucking nuts and stuff them down his throat until they come out of his asshole!

So glad to be just over the line on your good side

 

[LadyJS]

So glad to be just over the line on your good side

"Just" over the line on my good side

 

[islandjoe2]

"Just" over the line on my good side

A win is a win is a win!

 

[LadyJS]

A win is a win is a win!

Then congratulations for making it into the winner's circle

 

[LallyH]

Because you're rude.

 

[curvyangel1969]

Because you were being an asshat and I didn't feel like continuing the "conversation ".

 

[nowat41]

Because you didn't PM me.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

I used to answer all private messages but I think I will be more selective for now on.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Because the only reason you're messaging is to find out if I'm horny. If I was, you wouldn't be benefiting from it, I promise.

 

[ontoit2]

Because you obviously didn't take the time to read my profile and know that I'm a man.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Because you obviously didn't take the time to read my profile and know that I'm a man.

awkward!! Or, maybe he did!

 

[just4friends]

I just don't get enough pm's to remember how to respond

 

[islandjoe2]

I'm almost positive I did. Because that's how I roll. If I didn't, I probably was chatting with hot chics on the interwebs.

 

[ontoit2]

awkward!! Or, maybe he did!

Hmmmmmm....might be true!!

 

[girlyboi85]

It contained nothing of value.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Probably was deleted when I cleaned out my inbox

 

[Lovely2222]

Because "Hey." does not deserve a response. And most of the time they don't even bother to capitalize hey.

 

[thefishfryer]

You had never posted. It was obviously spam.

 

[shadowofaman]

It was spam

 

[DarciD]

Was thinking not answering the first half dozen was a clue ...

 

[shadowofaman]

Was thinking not answering the first half dozen was a clue ...

Good answer! That's pretty funny!