I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

I'll get around to it eventually if I haven't answered already. Sometimes I'm just slow. Unless you were rude then I'm not answering you. Or gross. Or...Well there it is. Could be many reasons.
 
My mind is racing
My heart is aching
My brownies are baking

...or maybe

My mind is baking
My heart is racing
My brownies are aching

...can brownies ache????

My mind is aching
My heart is baking
My brownies are racing

I had to chase my brownies and didn't have time to respond.
 
Your wall of text confused me and the fact that you did not even say hello before you started in on your version of a sex story to lure me was a TOTAL TURN OFF.

You are now blocked so don't bother PMing me again.
 
IDAYPM b/c I accidentally deleted it.

(sorry RoadMaster - being on the naughty list has its ups and downs :kiss: )
 
I didn't answer your P.M. because..

You were a dude trying to sext and I am not attracted to men.
 
because you asked me about something that could have been answered from simply reading my profile

because you can't take the time to spell properly

because I'm cranky and tired :/
 
I told you to fuck off years ago and you still message me like there is a chance hell will freeze over or I will ever be desperate enough to give you the time of day. NO!
 
I was too busy trying to become the first person to sail across all of Antarctica in a bathtub. So close...
 
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