I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[NC_OBX80]

Because it's my birthday and I'm not staying on Lit long today!

happy birthday greek! wish i could buy you a drink to toast!

 

[peejay4u]

Happy birthday! hope you get to blow all the candles....out

 

[missgreekgeek]

happy birthday greek! wish i could buy you a drink to toast!

Thank you! Perhaps one day- a shot of whiskey will suffice

Happy birthday! hope you get to blow all the candles....out

Thank youuu! I'm sure I will!

 

[Cymru6969]

….I had some socks which needed mending….

 

[BiTodd]

IDAYPMB. You have been a member for five years and have four posts.

 

[beachbaby179]

Because it's my birthday and I'm not staying on Lit long today!

happy birthday!

 

[sleepyangel]

Because you've sent me the exact same message twice before, even if I've called you out on it in the past. Sheesh.

 

[may_I_please]

I do answer your PMs because you are charming and make life a little more fun

 

[missgreekgeek]

happy birthday!

Thank you very much lovely!

 

[DesEsseintes]

Because you have sent the same message, with minor variants, three times in a week, and I am running out of polite ways to say no.

Edited to add: How rude of me! Happy birthday, Miss Greek Geek. May Apollo rain blessings upon thee and thine.

 

[texou]

Because you never gave me anything to answer.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I do answer your PMs because you are charming and make life a little more fun

Aww you were obviously thinking of me when you wrote this. *preens*

 

[ImagineMe2]

IDAYPMTB I was hoping to hear from her.

 

[missgreekgeek]

Because you have sent the same message, with minor variants, three times in a week, and I am running out of polite ways to say no.

Edited to add: How rude of me! Happy birthday, Miss Greek Geek. May Apollo rain blessings upon thee and thine.

Thank you very much!

 

[pfflyerhot]

Idaypmb...

... I can't overcome my urge to procrastinate. It's all about me, not you.

 

[newplz]

Just because I'm the guy doesn't mean I'm one of the horny horn dogs on lit that are trying to get off every second. So although a 1 sentence response may work for them, it doesn't do it for me. I'd rather spend my time messaging a woman who is willing to send more than 30 secs on a message, just like I do.

 

[Leigh81]

IDAYPMTB she hasn't sent it.

L

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Cuz fuck that! I don't need that shit in my life!

 

[MichaelinChina]

IDAYPM because I was simply lost for words.

 

[may_I_please]

It was totally surreal..are you a bot

I mean seriously now...a total stranger a propos of nothing sends this

"Explaining the 21st Century, with diagrams.
Its like the mid 1800's, except rather than divided by North and South, we are divided by incredible amounts of bullshit, divided into neatly partitioned piles called belief systems.

I think I need powerpoint slides to explain this."

At a loss for words, doesn't often happen

 

[MichaelinChina]

It was totally surreal..are you a bot

I mean seriously now...a total stranger a propos of nothing sends this

"Explaining the 21st Century, with diagrams.
Its like the mid 1800's, except rather than divided by North and South, we are divided by incredible amounts of bullshit, divided into neatly partitioned piles called belief systems.

I think I need powerpoint slides to explain this."

At a loss for words, doesn't often happen

I certainly can believe that last line!

 

[Stryderthorongil]

I didn't answer your pm because I think you forgot to send it.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I didn't answer your pm because...

I am simply not attracted to you.

 

[ShrimpFriedRice]

I didn't answer your PM because you joined 6 months ago and have 1 post.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I didn't answer your PM because ..I simply couldn't be bothered.