I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[Ask For More]

IDAYPM because I haven't got any PMs to reply to *sob*

 

[MichaelinChina]

IDAYPM because I was informed your inbox was full!

(maybe that should be 'Couldn't')

 

[ShrimpFriedRice]

I didn't answer your pm because you were trying to solicit me to buy drugs illegally through some shady-ass website.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I didn't answer your pm because I had a much better offer.

 

[Kat73]

IDAYPMB it was the fourth time this month you have sent the exact same one...

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

IDAYPMB it was the fourth time this month you have sent the exact same one...

Because you never sent it

 

[Kat73]

Because you never sent it

Neither did you!

 

[MrGoatee]

I was already to send you a pm

 

[MichaelinChina]

I didn't answer your pm because my secretary forgot.

 

[ElijaRDC]

I didn't answer your PM because you're a douchecanoe.

 

[engineer_in_pa]

^^^ LOL!!!


I am 54 years old. I have NOT lived a sheltered life, but that is the first time I ever heard of "douchecanoe"!!!

Edit: had time to Google it. Seems the term has been around longer than I would have guessed! Maybe I have lived a sheltered life. Or maybe....no, no, no.....I am not....

 

[missgreekgeek]

Because I really don't think your dick is as big as you claim- nor do I care.
Also. you may not take me home to meet your wife.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I didn't answer your PM because 'tramp stamps' all over your body leave me cold.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Because I don't fucking like you. Basically thats it.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I didn't answer your PM because I can't read Japanese.

 

[snowkitten13]

Because you just sent a gif of a girl getting fisted, randomly...no intro...no warning. I have no idea why that would even be considered ok in your mind. Now I'm wondering if you are just a complete idiot or if that has actually worked for you before. Ugh.

 

[JudasIscariot]

Because you just sent a gif of a girl getting fisted, randomly...no intro...no warning. I have no idea why that would even be considered ok in your mind. Now I'm wondering if you are just a complete idiot or if that has actually worked for you before. Ugh.

You told me you were a boxing fan

 

[snowkitten13]

You told me you were a boxing fan

Omg. Snorted coffee out my nose. Sexy huh?

 

[JudasIscariot]

Omg. Snorted coffee out my nose. Sexy huh?

Coffee nostrils, boxing fan, fisting hater.

Sexy is an understatement.

 

[snowkitten13]

Coffee nostrils, boxing fan, fisting hater.

Sexy is an understatement.

That must be it. I'm too sexy for your fisting gif PMs.

 

[The_end_man]

Because you just sent a gif of a girl getting fisted, randomly...no intro...no warning. I have no idea why that would even be considered ok in your mind. Now I'm wondering if you are just a complete idiot or if that has actually worked for you before. Ugh.

because you sent the same thing to me

 

[JudasIscariot]

That must be it. I'm too sexy for your fisting gif PMs.

I just want to make it clear to anyone who may assume I actually sent a fisting gif.

I did not. Fisting is not my thing.....Pepsi cans are a different story.

 

[snowkitten13]

because you sent the same thing to me

Yeah, but you like that shit.

 

[snowkitten13]

I just want to make it clear to anyone who may assume I actually sent a fisting gif.

I did not. Fisting is not my thing.....Pepsi cans are a different story.

I prefer cherry coke.

 

[JudasIscariot]

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