I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

............. it was late and I just c ouldnt summon the energy to give that little snippet of petulant drivvle the scathing, witty, eloquent response I was planning. Today? well I just cant be bothered.
 
...because I see from your profile you are a Nigerian and you wanted me to send you my bank details so you could deposit a massive amount of cash into my account.
 
IDAYPM because you clearly didn't read my profile that says a) I am a bloke and b) I am only into women !
 
You two should kiss. I'll answer a PM if you make out.

OH I would want more than a damn answer in a PM for this. Plus wouldn't want you to get all turned on if it would happen so keep your panties on and dry
 
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