I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[Corbal]

OH I would want more than a damn answer in a PM for this. Plus wouldn't want you to get all turned on if it would happen so keep your panties on and dry

This is why I've never shown you my vagina.

Your lines fucking suck.

 

[peekingone]

This is why I've never shown you my vagina.

Your lines fucking suck.

I don't want to see your vagina. Your attitude sucks moose dick anyway.

 

[Corbal]

I don't want to see your vagina. Your attitude sucks moose dick anyway.

I'm recycling that term, buddy.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I'm recycling that term, buddy.

Because you frankly, scare me. And I think that is an intelligent reaction.

 

[peekingone]

I'm recycling that term, buddy.

recycle it all. nothing like it being used for something else second time around

 

[Treasured]

I didn't answer your last pm because I have nothing more to say to you.

 

[SweetSam42]

I didn't answer your pm because I'm still trying to figure out how to use iOS8 and its word suggestions.

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

I didn't answer your pm because your inbox is full once again

 

[Kat73]

I didn't answer your PM because I fell asleep.

 

[vavavaVoom]

...because I see from your profile you are a Nigerian and you wanted me to send you my bank details so you could deposit a massive amount of cash into my account.

I is not! Timbuktu ...so BSB?

 

[MrGoatee]

I cant find it, you sure you sent it?

 

[seth6138]

I didn't answer because it wasn't dirty enough! Try again!

 

[MichaelinChina]

I is not! Timbuktu ...so BSB?

87765...987

I didn't answer your PM because I didn't realise it was you! kiss

 

[MichaelinChina]

IDAYPM because I am not interested in swapping knitting patterns with you.

 

[vavavaVoom]

87765...987

I didn't answer your PM because I didn't realise it was you! kiss

must have only sent it in me head. It's the thought that counts innit?
Xiexie

 

[MichaelinChina]

must have only sent it in me head. It's the thought that counts innit?
Xiexie

I didn't answer your PM cos I can't read minds...


but I believe I know what's on your mind now.

bu yon xie!

 

[JudasIscariot]

I didn't answer your pm because I couldn't come up with something witty enough to compete.

Also, I had no time to think something up.

 

[MrGoatee]

You didn't ask me to send one

 

[MichaelinChina]

IDAYPMB - I think you're a prude.

 

[lexieredefined]

Because you have no posts, have a generic line, used a thumbs up as your icon, and requested a read receipt. Really??

 

[missgreekgeek]

Because God forbid I'm human and work Monday through Friday. So for us to catch each other won't always happen...Which I dunno- I just may have stated to you a thousand and one times...
And your pm made no sense. Too long- too detailed about nothing...

I can't be on 24/7...

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I have been off of Lit since last March. Early March

 

[beachbaby179]

I have been off of Lit since last March. Early March

Well then...welcome back!

 

[Slow Ride469]

Because it wasn't naughty enough

 

[SweetSam42]

IDAYPMB I was too busy reading this thread.