I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[MichaelinChina]

IDAYPM because I hadn't realised you'd changed your Lit name.

 

[MichaelinChina]

IDAYPM because I am trying to ignore you. Isn't that obvious?

 

[Taegul]

IDAYPM because I am actually a spam bot incapable of a personalized response.

 

[Aquagal]

I don't want a ride on your fire truck.

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I don't want to describe to you cumming at the gym.

And you thought another filthy PM a week later was going to be the one?

Dude, NO.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Because I think you mixed me up with someone else.

 

[37_ttej]

Because I think you mixed me up with someone else.

What libel! My memory is impeachable!

Hang on, I mean impeccable. Yes, impeccable.

You're the one who likes cock pics, right?

 

[jasonmason]

You never sent it to me.

 

[blazin24]

You've only posted 6 times......I don't know you.

 

[Lakeprincess1]

The fact that one sentence is riddled with grammatical errors.

 

[Amanda_d6969]

The fact that one sentence is riddled with grammatical errors.

This right here. Assuming, of course, that this quote is grammatically correct - which it appears to be.

 

[Mindfondler]

... the "Submit Message" button broke off when I tried to click on it.

I've alerted the site maintenance team.
.

 

[QuietLibrarian]

I was too gobsmacked by the idiocy of your message to come up with a reply.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What libel! My memory is impeachable!

Hang on, I mean impeccable. Yes, impeccable.

You're the one who likes cock pics, right?

I'm impeccible and I adore cock shots. Yes.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I wanted you to quit sending them.

 

[tolyk]

I was too gobsmacked by the idiocy of your message to come up with a reply.

And here I was aiming for humorous

 

[Asian_Flower]

I was too gobsmacked by the idiocy of your message to come up with a reply.

Oh how true!

 

[LizVegas79]

I was too gobsmacked by the idiocy of your message to come up with a reply.

I wanted you to quit sending them.

Two excellent, excellent reasons!

 

[sybarite_1]

You've only posted 6 times......I don't know you.

Yes! Number one reason...a nonparticipant on the site

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I'm uncomfortable with how this thread is starting to become all about stupid guys. I'm also uncomfortable with the growing probability that I'll be featured on it. Please women, send some offensive/obtuse PM's so that men can even the score. Also...please women, never relay my embarrassing PM's here.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Please women, send some offensive/obtuse PM's so that men can even the score.

Not to me, just in general. I do, however, appreciate the effort made for the sake of equality.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I actually got a dick pic

http://41.media.tumblr.com/6f541873843b8d0111ca01a69d55ad92/tumblr_nj8r84VWLJ1r5c8qzo1_500.jpg

I replied, though...

 

[LizVegas79]

Not to me, just in general. I do, however, appreciate the effort made for the sake of equality.

I tried. He didn't answer.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

because the things you want from me are not what I'm here for

 

[numeniusa]

I explained my position politely three times, but you still wouldn't give up.

 

[MagicaPractica]

My brain went critical and melted down when I saw how gorgeous you are. Please, no more pics, it has taken me this long to recover.