I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[vibes]

I think I just wasn't online

 

[37_ttej]

I explained my position politely three times, but you still wouldn't give up.

As they say, "third time lucky"!
Unfortunately, some of us can't count ...

 

[37_ttej]

because the things you want from me are not what I'm here for

What, you don't work for Doors R Us!?

Shit, sorry Bella.

 

[37_ttej]

I actually got a dick pic

http://41.media.tumblr.com/6f541873843b8d0111ca01a69d55ad92/tumblr_nj8r84VWLJ1r5c8qzo1_500.jpg

I replied, though...

About right?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgen7j8IC31qbbiy4.jpg

 

[37_ttej]

IDAYPM because I waste all my time writing inane comments about other people's PMs ...

 

[ReadingExcitesMe]

Because I don't cyber and don't flirt with random people

 

[ReadingExcitesMe]

Because I read your posts and you bore me already

 

[ReadingExcitesMe]

Because you're too young

 

[aussiegeekygal]

About right?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgen7j8IC31qbbiy4.jpg

More like
http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/afp.com/photo_1343997848602-6-0.jpg

 

[37_ttej]

More like
http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/afp.com/photo_1343997848602-6-0.jpg

LOL, I don't think that classifies as a 'rocket' then.

 

[SCcouple1990]

Because you say you are a woman, but your PM sounds just like a scenario a guy used to send us. We never responded to him either.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

LOL, I don't think that classifies as a 'rocket' then.

Barely.
Poor dude. This was the thread that he missed the sarcasm and threw a wild cock in.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Because you only talk to me in private, but will talk to others in public.

 

[AlexaF]

You said let's have some "sexy fun" even though I've never talked to you

 

[GreyFlannel]

I didn't answer your p.m. because you never sent me one.

 

[Mindfondler]

... that's exactly what you're expecting me to do.
.

 

[EllaMayme]

..you insulted me and couldn't take a hint

 

[Leigh81]

I accidently deleted a few

L

 

[Mindfondler]

... I didn't want to expose you to my evil and twisted true persona.
.

 

[BlackCashmere]

1) You were rude, argumentative or inappropriate

2) I overlooked it unintentionally, which is rare but has happened

3) You are on my blocked/ignore list...and so that means I cannot receive your pms, hence don't reply...

 

[37_ttej]

I accidently deleted a few

L

Aww, man!

They were the hawt ones!
Quickly resends pic of Jett in budgie smugglers.

DISCLAIMER: This post contains sarcasm and is not meant to be read as constituting good advice for successful communication with female Litsters.

 

[Mindfondler]

... I was apprehensive that you might follow up by sending me a naughty photo.
.

 

[ReadingExcitesMe]

You said let's have some "sexy fun" even though I've never talked to you

Yup!!

 

[neakman]

im not gay.

 

[averagesizeguy]

Priorities. Family's higher on the list than Lit. Nothing personal.