I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[Corbal]

Priorities. Family's higher on the list than Lit. Nothing personal.

Unacceptable.

Clearly you don't know the rules.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

DISCLAIMER: This post contains sarcasm and is not meant to be read as constituting good advice for successful communication with female Litsters.

Very well done. Read that, n00bs.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Unacceptable.

Clearly you don't know the rules.

Who loves their family more than us!?? Sheesh.

 

[Corbal]

Who loves their family more than us!?? Sheesh.

Precisely. I have a gold star for you.

 

[Ask For More]

I don't actually have any PMs to answer....

 

[averagesizeguy]

Unacceptable.

Clearly you don't know the rules.

Who loves their family more than us!?? Sheesh.

Lol, sorry ladies. There's a pre-school-aged princess that will always top the list.

But I might be able to be convinced for a slot or two in the top 5.

 

[Corbal]

Lol, sorry ladies. There's a pre-school-aged princess that will always top the list.

But I might be able to be convinced for a slot or two in the top 5.

I can relate but she ain't a princess. She's mean, punches boys in the face and is testy...like her Momma.

 

[averagesizeguy]

I can relate but she ain't a princess. She's mean, punches boys in the face and is testy...like her Momma.

The princess has a fightin' side as well. The king approves.

 

[Corbal]

The princess has a fightin' side as well. The king approves.

That made me smile. All little princesses need a good right hook.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That made me smile. All little princesses need a good right hook.

Agreed. She kinda deserves top billing for that.
I'm a groin kicker, myself.

 

[averagesizeguy]

That made me smile. All little princesses need a good right hook.

And a good jab, just for the fun of it.

 

[Corbal]

Agreed. She kinda deserves top billing for that.
I'm a groin kicker, myself.

We're leggy women and it keeps us just far enough away to do damage and not mess up our hair.

And a good jab, just for the fun of it.

Fwiw, Skittles are my fav candy and your little picture thing has me drooling.

 

[averagesizeguy]

Fwiw, Skittles are my fav candy and your little picture thing has me drooling.

Drooling is a good start.

 

[JorjaRayne]

Because I am not Domme material darlin. It's my ass that loves getting the spankings, not the other way around. thank you for the compliments though.

 

[emsway]

You seem nice enough. And I answered your first two messages saying that I have an interesting profile (???), and asking me what brings me to Lit. The third time (a few weeks later), I just forwarded my last reply. A few weeks later, you send me the same exact pm.

Apparently I didn't make much of an impression.

 

[jasonmason]

Once again you forgot to send it.

 

[emsway]

The title of your pm was Hornyguy.

 

[ElijaRDC]

I didn't answer your PM because all you did was compliment my looks and you weren't even witty about it.

 

[mnbreastluver]

The title of your pm was Hornyguy.

What a great start! Lol I am sure that gets lots of replies!

 

[neakman]

The title of your pm was Hornyguy.

Hornyguy wants to see your breasts.......is that too forward?

I didn't answer your PM because all you did was compliment my looks and you weren't even witty about it.

hmmm, I think you are ugly.....does that work?.....im new at this.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I didn't answer your PM because all you did was compliment my looks and you weren't even witty about it.

Ugh, I hate those.

 

[lowphat]

"I PM'd you because I saw your picture, and you're a beautiful woman."

I'm a five foot ten inch, two-hundred pound guy with a mustache dumbass.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

"I PM'd you because I saw your picture, and you're a beautiful woman."

I'm a five foot ten inch, two-hundred pound guy with a mustache dumbass.

Really? Did you at least get a cock shot out of it?

 

[LizVegas79]

That thing you said about watching your mother getting out of the shower weirded me out!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Because I am not here to replace Dancing with the Stars. If you want instant entertainment, look elsewhere.