I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[Dark_Kent]

Because....you never sent it.

 

[ElijaRDC]

I didn't answer your PM because you requested a read receipt.

 

[kindlykinky]

I didn't answer your PM because you requested a read receipt.

What the? Really? I didn't even know that's a thing on here. That annoys the crap out of me at work, but here it would be an automatic delete.

 

[Mindfondler]

... I felt that your exacting and seemingly arbitrary screening criteria for messages would make it fruitless for me to attempt to pursue a friendly conversation with you.
.

 

[missmaddy]

I was so blown away by the description of your looks - 6'1", 210, muscular, handsome, 9 inch cock - that I was unable to move my fingers to type a response.

 

[MattWolf]

because your inbox was full of desperate panting over-eager man sluts

 

[ReadingExcitesMe]

You seem nice enough. And I answered your first two messages saying that I have an interesting profile (???), and asking me what brings me to Lit. The third time (a few weeks later), I just forwarded my last reply. A few weeks later, you send me the same exact pm.

Apparently I didn't make much of an impression.

I swear this just happened to me today...grrr

 

[INeedLove]

IDAY pm because a one liner from an 18 year old who is hung like a bear seems like way too much trouble AND I'm certainly not interested in conversing privately with unknowns. AND....I like guys who are older than me. You could be my kid for petes sake.

 

[Jamicurechickie]

IDAY pm because a one liner from an 18 year old who is hung like a bear seems like way too much trouble AND I'm certainly not interested in conversing privately with unknowns. AND....I like guys who are older than me. You could be my kid for petes sake.

And the clincher on that??

What exactly does a "hung bear" look like????

 

[lowphat]

Because you're on my iggy list and I never knew you tried

 

[37_ttej]

I spel OK, but Im afeerd of inklewding a grantamactical erra.

 

[numeniusa]

I spel OK, but Im afeerd of inklewding a grantamactical erra.

I couldn't find my red pen...

 

[Kristinaplays]

IDAY pm because a one liner from an 18 year old who is hung like a bear seems like way too much trouble AND I'm certainly not interested in conversing privately with unknowns. AND....I like guys who are older than me. You could be my kid for petes sake.

"Hung like a bear..." *giggles*

WTF?

 

[lowphat]

He went to the zoo with his mom, and now he thinks he's got it goin on.

 

[JorjaRayne]

Because you asked if i had any "vids" to share. WTH?!!

 

[Kristinaplays]

He went to the zoo with his mom, and now he thinks he's got it goin on.

So if that's his reference point, in reality he's probably hung like a Hyena?

 

[lowphat]

So if that's his reference point, in reality he's probably hung like a Hyena?

Or maybe it's a teddy bear

 

[The_Nic]

You don't have anything in your profile.

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

you didn't send one.

 

[Taegul]

Because you're a bro....and you say 'bro' too much, bro!

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I don't trust myself.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Because you're a bro....and you say 'bro' too much, bro!

Awe bro....this made me lol


I didn't write back because the guy was as smooth as sandpaper with added pebbles. Seriously...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Because. ...what was there really to say in reply? ?? You ask questions but don't introduce yourself, and there wasn't enough wit to make me laugh it off and reply anyway.

 

[neakman]

And the clincher on that??

What exactly does a "hung bear" look like????

I would say long and VERY hairy.

 

[1Browneyedguy]

I did not answer your PM or KIK because you did not answer mine ! Duh