I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

Because the LAST time you messaged it went like this:

1st message: Are you available to chat?
reply: No
2nd message: Maybe Tuesday, my next day off?
reply: No, I'm not chatting
3rd message: *with picture* ...does that up my game? Send me one back.
reply: sent - Picture of a jackass in the snow saying "My ass is cold" :D

But my ass is cold!
That's why I need to chat so's I warm up!
Look, I even made you a snow angel!

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4EVgzTbmxEE/maxresdefault.jpg
 
I ran out of time, then I forgot and now...no reason to write back just to say "no thank you"
 
I didn't answer your p.m. because...

You suggested that I am too fat for you to talk to! I decided to be an adult and not reply...although at least I'm honest, I identify myself as a BBW on my profile...you haven't identified yourself as a prick on yours.
 
You know perfectly why I didn't answer your pm. You turned off your pms to me countless times always getting the last word. I told you if you EVER did that to me again we were done....guess what... you f***ing did it again. So ya I no longer wish to talk to you. I have my pride ya know. I am done being hurt by you.
 
...because you're a poor conversationalist, and left no lead in or clue as to the next exchange. Short of resorting to, "How's the weather in there?" I got nuthin'. :rolleyes:

This! 90% of the time, that's why a conversation ends, if one has started.
 
Because you clearly missed the enormous "NO WHINING" sign on my forehead.
 
IDAYPM because, honestly, I hate the "Hey there sexy" approach. 80% of the time this is the reason. 15% is grammar. The remainder is just because. Do I really need a reason?
 
IDAYP because, honestly, I hate the "Hey there sexy" approach. 80% of the time this is the reason. 15% is grammar. The remainder is just because. Do I really need a reason?

Maybe they were trying to bring sexy back? ;)

And I'm being silly and difficult tonight!
 
IDAYPM because you obviously didn't know the difference between there, their and they're and you couldn't be bothered to proof read your initial pm to me before sending it. If you are reaching out to me for the first time and you mention how educated you are, but have poor grammar, I can't be bothered.
 
It was obvious you were an alt so I deleted the 2nd one without reading. You should do what you do best...lying on your back and stop bothering people who don't need to beg for sex.
 
It was obvious you were an alt so I deleted the 2nd one without reading. You should do what you do best...lying on your back and stop bothering people who don't need to beg for sex.

What about PMs from people who beg DURING sex?
 
Because this is the first time you've even communicated with me, and you sent a dick picture. :rolleyes: After post stalking you, it was clear you cut and pasted that "comment" into the PM since it's basically the same thing you say to every woman you talk to. After over 2000 posts, I'd have thought you'd have seen enough women say they hate these kind of PMs to have learned your lesson, but apparently I was wrong. :rolleyes:
 
....I didn't answer your pm because you told me I was a little slut and couldn't get fucked hard enough....and that was all in your pm subject line.
Um, no thank you and delete!
 
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