I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[TwinkleStars]

because you don't smell nice.

 

[DarkSimian]

because I was hypnotized by your avatar

 

[Iceprincess12]

At the exact moment I tried to hit send, the time space continuum was disrupted, hurtling me forward hundreds of thousands of years. By the time I was able to fix it (hard whack with a wrench and some vegetable oil) that timeline had been destroyed and replaced with a new timeline in which sending pm's are punishable by death. Since the perks here, public masturbation hour and free hand wipes, outweigh the negatives, I will wait (at least an hour) to recreate the destroyed timeline and find a new reason to still not answer your pm

 

[VIPER2121]

At the exact moment I tried to hit send, the time space continuum was disrupted, hurtling me forward hundreds of thousands of years. By the time I was able to fix it (hard whack with a wrench and some vegetable oil) that timeline had been destroyed and replaced with a new timeline in which sending pm's are punishable by death. Since the perks here, public masturbation hour and free hand wipes, outweigh the negatives, I will wait (at least an hour) to recreate the destroyed timeline and find a new reason to still not answer your pm

you could have just told me to fuck off... I can see your flux capciator is just fine

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

At the exact moment I tried to hit send, the time space continuum was disrupted, hurtling me forward hundreds of thousands of years. By the time I was able to fix it (hard whack with a wrench and some vegetable oil) that timeline had been destroyed and replaced with a new timeline in which sending pm's are punishable by death. Since the perks here, public masturbation hour and free hand wipes, outweigh the negatives, I will wait (at least an hour) to recreate the destroyed timeline and find a new reason to still not answer your pm

I knew that I felt a disturbance in the force!

 

[Iceprincess12]

you could have just told me to fuck off... I can see your flux capciator is just fine

Pssh, flux capacitor is so last millennium...

I answered

 

[Iceprincess12]

I knew that I felt a disturbance in the force!

Don't make me lock my phaser on stun!

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

Don't make me lock my phaser on stun!

*waves my hand non-nonchalantly

You don't want to lock that phaser.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

You can go about your business.

Move along

 

[Iceprincess12]

*waves my hand non-nonchalantly

You don't want to lock that phaser.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

You can go about your business.

Move along

"Ready photon torpedoes and prepare to energize"

"Be mindful of their light swords when they come aboard, they love swinging those about"

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

"Ready photon torpedoes and prepare to energize"

"Be mindful of their light swords when they come aboard, they love swinging those about"

Hmmm, obviously practicers of the dark side of the Force.

And watch their weapons. Clumsy and random they are, as they are from a less civilized age

 

[Iceprincess12]

Hmmm, obviously practicers of the dark side of the Force.

And watch their weapons. Clumsy and random they are, as they are from a less civilized age

"What say you jar jar?"



http://www.relatably.com/q/img/jar-jar-binks-quotes-how-rude/f3d668a7b5497f9fb7db4c46aa0633cf.jpg

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

"What say you jar jar?"



http://www.relatably.com/q/img/jar-jar-binks-quotes-how-rude/f3d668a7b5497f9fb7db4c46aa0633cf.jpg

Thanks a lot Jar Jar. Now she'll never answer any PM I send her

 

[Iceprincess12]

Thanks a lot Jar Jar. Now she'll never answer any PM I send her

Don't worry Jar Jar, it's not just you . Anakin (Hayden) has a lot of blame as well.

I answer almost every pm. There is one guy that just gets deleted without reading, but I did warn him beforehand!

 

[LadyJS]

I answered all of the PMs I got today...

Oh.. yours

I got tired of thinking of different ways to tell you to "fuck off".

 

[cole4258]

Oh I am pretty sure I got that one

 

[lonelyladyfl]

You obviously didn't read my profile.

 

[Asian_Flower]

Because no, I wont cyber with you.

 

[Taegul]

Becuz spilling nd grammer is impotent too I.

 

[cole4258]

I knew I forgot to do something

 

[Iceprincess12]

We talked on skype instead.

I managed to restore the original timeline and fix a couple of relationships too! The ninja turtles will thank me when they grow up

 

[sybarite_1]

Hilarious thread. I love it

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

because you've been less than gracious to me in the past

 

[babeee]

Because your previous posts indicate you're simply looking for someone - anyone - to get you off.

The fact that you don't seem to realise this is the 3rd pm of yours I've ignored speaks volumes

 

[Friendlymann]

IDAYPM

Because it hasn't arrived yet!

 

[Penuche]

Because life got in the way...