I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[SassySheDevil]

....I didn't answer your pm because you told me I was a little slut and couldn't get fucked hard enough....and that was all in your pm subject line.
Um, no thank you and delete!

Sounds like you guys were sent the same PM I saw cute kitty comment...

He said: You can't be fucked hard enough can you, you little slut? Sent some pictures of himself to go along with that.

I said nothing and just turned off my PMs. Can't be bothered to reply or read crap like that anymore.

Seriously though guys..you should all learn from this guy. This is the way to introduce yourself. Call the girl a slut. Yeah that always makes us want to talk to you.

 

[italiansexylady]

Sounds like you guys were sent the same PM I saw cute kitty comment...

Omg!!! Yes it seems that way .....wonder how many other women got graced with that pm lol!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Omg!!! Yes it seems that way .....wonder how many other women got graced with that pm lol!

haha those cut and paste ones always crack me up. As long as someone answers, apparently it's worth it.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Damn where's the equal opportunity ladies. Guys (admittedly complete Douchebags) always sending out random cock pics. Where are the ladies sending out random boob and pussy pics???

(Yes this is a joke statement. Please do not take it seriously in anyway)

 

[liftman01]

Because I don't get pm'ed I guess I'm to boring need to figure out how to let the women know I'm really à cool guy (so I'm told)...lol

 

[LWulf]

I didn't answer your pm because ...dang it ydahecnot, I will not send you more of my man boob pics no matter how much you say "please?"!!!


Actually I'm dull and pathetic and don't get any PMs to respond to...
:dramatic wrist to forehead:

 

[Lotus_Maiden]

IDAYPMB the pic on your siggy is huuuuuuge and stretch out the screen like no other

 

[sks43]

IDAYPMB the pic on your siggy is huuuuuuge and stretch out the screen like no other

That's sounds like the PMer might take that as a compliment.

 

[Lotus_Maiden]

That's sounds like the PMer might take that as a compliment.

I see your point lol

Edit: it was a pic of erotic comic strip, not their private parts pic.

 

[EllaMayme]

IDAYPM because I'm done talking to you and your alt

I didn't answer a couple of PM's a while ago because they were deleted

 

[VanGogh66]

Because I never received it

 

[mewandrer63]

I didn't answer your p.m. because...

You suggested that I am too fat for you to talk to! I decided to be an adult and not reply...although at least I'm honest, I identify myself as a BBW on my profile...you haven't identified yourself as a prick on yours.

some guys are just plain stupid!

 

[Scout44]

I didn't answer your PM because it was creepy as fuck.

 

[LadyJS]

I didn't answer your PM because...

Your PM reeked of arrogant asshole. I mean, you weren't even worth it for me to tell you to fuck off!!!

 

[Leigh81]

Because I'm out of the country until the 21st, no phones, no internet

L

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Not digging that huge dick pic you attached. Thanks, but I'll pass.

 

[DoRaMe]

...I am still not ready to

 

[TwinkleStars]

I was washing my hair, eating a burrito, shaving my legs while working on my crochet.

 

[DoRaMe]

I was washing my hair, eating a burrito, shaving my legs while working on my crochet.

You sound like my twin! lol

 

[averagesizeguy]

Because I can't remember the last time I was on the forum.

 

[iamincognito45]

Not digging that huge dick pic you attached. Thanks, but I'll pass.

But, but... I spent hours scouring the internet for a dick pick big enough to impress you...

 

[TwinkleStars]

You sound like my twin! lol

.

 

[spaceman15]

Because I never received it.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

because I don't know you and I have no idea what you were talking about

 

[Penuche]

Because life got in the way.