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I don't get how a known alt who uses an AV of a ripped male that is not himself could be lusted over when the dude is 63 and is just nasty all together![]()
I don't get it either.
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I don't get how a known alt who uses an AV of a ripped male that is not himself could be lusted over when the dude is 63 and is just nasty all together![]()
I don't get why women always want me to go down on them. I'd have to stop talking and concentrate on them. What's that about?
This I do get. Your mouth gets you into a lot of trouble.
I don't get why people go shopping with a bunch of kids.
I don't get why Buford hangs out with Phineas and Ferb
I don't get 5 yr olds. Especially after spending 2 hours at a birthday party full of 'em.
*shuddering at the memories*
I feel your pain. Having a 5 year old of my own, I still don't get her. Child logic, it's entertaining.
Hey, That stings. I do have feelings.
I feel your pain. Having a 5 year old of my own, I still don't get her. Child logic, it's entertaining.

I thought I tucked you into bed already...damnit. Go to bed!
PhtogenicOne!!
The child logic I adore...it was the spoiled brattiness running rampant that unhinged me.![]()

Nope. Too hot. Had to strip naked and run around the house. It bounces. Did you know it bounces?
Photo, make him stop! Once seen, it can never be unseen.
Oh, the horror!
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Oh geez. Go get a snack, and try not to leave sweaty ass prints on the stainless steel appliances. I'm sick of polishing them.![]()
Ahhhh, do you know how soothing cold stainless steel is on the whatzit?
But it shrinks. Why the hell did it shrink?![]()
Well, I was going to wait until your birthday, but since you brought it up, I got you something.
http://www.dhresource.com/albu_320223424_00-1.200x200/wholesale-stainless-steel-penis-cage-with.jpg
No need to thank me, I know you'll enjoy it.
Nice. Way too small, but nice. You know my girth. Just stick it in the freezer with all the other toys you keep there.![]()