I Don't Get.....

Well damn, I'll just have to go with the back up plan. *sigh* I really didn't want to pop out of a cake naked, the frosting always messes up my hair.... :rolleyes:

And, I can honestly say that I have no toys in the freezer, at the moment.

Yea, cause cake frosting in the hair is gonna get me to go easier on your uvula. :rolleyes:

And Holy Hanna, Batman. :eek: I hope you took them out.
 
Yea, cause cake frosting in the hair is gonna get me to go easier on your uvula. :rolleyes:

And Holy Hanna, Batman. :eek: I hope you took them out.

I did. They are keeping the rest of my toys company. Remember, I moved today? :rolleyes:

As for the frosting, I thought glaze was more your style. I figured I'd be safer with frosting. So, the uvula is getting the battering ram treatment, awesome.
 
IDG people who walk behind you when you are backing out of a parking space. It's like they are just daring you... or stupid. :rolleyes:

Agreed. I had this happen to me today.

IDG the people who pull in behind you and are waiting for your parking spot, but they are way to close. (I normally turn off my car at that point since I can only move it forward)

IDG why my some people think I'm male when I'm post on here.

IDG why people who see my dog and automatically think she is a boy.

I still don't get enough sex or time with my teddy bear.

IDG why I can't find a master I like locally. Maybe I'm to picky and need to rethink that.
 
I did. They are keeping the rest of my toys company. Remember, I moved today? :rolleyes:

As for the frosting, I thought glaze was more your style. I figured I'd be safer with frosting. So, the uvula is getting the battering ram treatment, awesome.

Hey, I don't know what goes on in the Hidden Forest when I'm not playing Paul Bunyan.

Your uvula is never gonna be safe. Did you forget my Viking heritage. I'm all about the sacking of your goodies.
 
Hey, I don't know what goes on in the Hidden Forest when I'm not playing Paul Bunyan.

Your uvula is never gonna be safe. Did you forget my Viking heritage. I'm all about the sacking of your goodies.

Well, it's not my fault life hates you and I both. You know damn well what goes on. Do I need to go back to journaling?

No, I didn't forget. :rose:
 
Well, it's not my fault life hates you and I both. You know damn well what goes on. Do I need to go back to journaling?

No, I didn't forget. :rose:

Nah, you just need to prepare for a good spelunking. This time every cave is gonna get explored. ;)
 
I'll be patient if you will. :)

As for taking all of it, there are zero complaints from last time. :)

Sure. I promise to be gentle. :D That worked great the first time.

Could I get that in triplicate? Cause that's a first. Usually they say my pitch is off when I scream, "That's right Daddy, I'm the penguin."
 
Sure. I promise to be gentle. :D That worked great the first time.

Could I get that in triplicate? Cause that's a first. Usually they say my pitch is off when I scream, "That's right Daddy, I'm the penguin."

Gentle is a relative term anyway. ;)

And sure, I'll have it notarized. As long as I still get to be the princess. :)
 
Damn it, you promised I could be the Princess next time. I suppose you're not gonna bring the strap-on either.

Oh, it'll be the first thing I pack. Promise! :kiss: Fine, you can be the princess, just don't break my heels this time? Okay?
 
Idg why some lit members don't comprehend certain threads. No that particular thread is not "the litster above you" so there's no need for you to quote every other litster...or are you drunk?
 
I don't get how a grown man can honestly think that after a full year of dating, he should take precedent over kids and grandkids in a person's life.

I also don't get how said man can be so superficially nice to my face, and lash out when I'm not around. I don't get why my mom continues to talk to him. There's controlling, and there's crazy, and he seems to be a bit of both with a dash of drunk on the side.
 
IDG the film Titanic - It's not even as if there's a surprise ending
 
I don't get why the kiddos are so whiny this morning. They got a full night's sleep.
 
I also don't get why my kids are afraid of the little pomeranian, but are perfectly fine with the pitbull...
 
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