I found Luk.

[Matthew Craig]

After being banned from Lit he tried face to face interactions like Rory suggested. I don't think it's going too well.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DistortedColorfulAmethystinepython-size_restricted.gif <- sound

 

[LukNotLuke]

You're late, matty. I already bestowed that gif upon Tweak.

 

[RocketLauncher]

Take pity on the poor guy, it's hard for him to have an original thought. Or any thought for that matter....

 

[Matthew Craig]

You're late, matty. I already bestowed that gif upon Tweak.

You never were good with imagery. Luk is without a doubt the most appropriate context for that vid. Here's another example of using proper imagery, the difference between me and you..

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/NervousGivingHatchetfish-size_restricted.gif

 

[Matthew Craig]

Take pity on the poor guy, it's hard for him to have an original thought. Or any thought for that matter....

Oh look, a rodent enters the thread!

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AcademicShockingCrayfish-size_restricted.gif <- sound

 

[Rightguide]

After being banned from Lit he tried face to face interactions like Rory suggested. I don't think it's going too well.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DistortedColorfulAmethystinepython-size_restricted.gif <- sound

Angry short person, yep probably Luk.

 

[suurfer]

His smoking hot girlfriend is probably asking too much sex from him, and poor guy is exhausted and edgy

Angry short person, yep probably Luk.

 

[von_Bismarck]

His smoking hot girlfriend is probably asking too much sex from him, and poor guy is exhausted and edgy

That can happen.

 

[RocketLauncher]

Oh look, a rodent enters the thread!

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AcademicShockingCrayfish-size_restricted.gif <- sound

Awww! I love hedgehogs.
Funny hedgehog fact: They're not rodents.

 

[suurfer]

I heard she's kinky and she bites and draws blood, so yes.

That can happen.

 

[von_Bismarck]

I heard she's kinky and she bites and draws blood, so yes.

Is your willingness to talk about sex a sign of adjustment?

 

[Rightguide]

His smoking hot girlfriend is probably asking too much sex from him, and poor guy is exhausted and edgy

All those tearfully frustrating efforts to get it up ending in failure has visibly stunted his growth. Poor little dude.

 

[RocketLauncher]

Is your willingness to talk about sex a sign of adjustment?

Sexy talk with suurfer? I'm down!

 

[InsightRiot]

Awww, the Bagel Boss. I feel bad for the little guy.
Is that poor judgement on my part?

 

[Rightguide]

Take pity on the poor guy, it's hard for him to have an original thought. Or any thought for that matter....

Obviously his rocket needs a launcher but I'm sure present company has launch control standards and procedures that preclude a rescue trip around the world for the evil little tyke.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Awww, the Bagel Boss. I feel bad for the little guy.
Is that poor judgement on my part?

Yes, poor judgement. We are all given a different tool set in life, and it's what you do with it (and what you don't) that matters. Know your limitations. It's only when you think you're something you're not does one become untrue to themselves, and others.

https://images2.imgbox.com/e7/0e/3JlS4RCD_o.jpeg

 

[InsightRiot]

Yes, poor judgement. We are all given a different tool set in life, and it's what you do with it (and what you don't) that matters. Know your limitations. It's only when you think you're something you're not does one become untrue to themselves, and others.

https://images2.imgbox.com/e7/0e/3JlS4RCD_o.jpeg

And this is why I love you, Matthew Chan.

 

[suurfer]

Is your willingness to talk about sex a sign of adjustment?

Probably.
I heard that Luk dumped his latest smoking hot gf too, the Romeo.

https://cdn.iflscience.com/images/092ffa27-be28-50b7-adf9-89778834f940/large-1464386974-939-watch-what-happens-to-this-dead-eel-when-it-s-sprinkled-with-salt.PNG

 

[Matthew Craig]

And this is why I love you, Matthew Chan.

You are a warrior goddess. Never forget, Sonne!

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedBitterAsiaticgreaterfreshwaterclam-size_restricted.gif

 

[von_Bismarck]

Sexy talk with suurfer? I'm down!

Probably.

Then we ought to do something about your dry spell.

 

[4est_Trump]

Yes, poor judgement. We are all given a different tool set in life, and it's what you do with it (and what you don't) that matters. Know your limitations. It's only when you think you're something you're not does one become untrue to themselves, and others.

https://images2.imgbox.com/e7/0e/3JlS4RCD_o.jpeg

You work a press as a job. Why weren't you given a tool set to work with? Your 'skill' literally takes no skill or education. You're qualified to push a button or flip burgers. At least you have a back up skill when you get fired.

 

[Matthew Craig]

You work a press as a job. Why weren't you given a tool set to work with? Your 'skill' literally takes no skill or education. You're qualified to push a button or flip burgers. At least you have a back up skill when you get fired.

I have a college diploma in law and security actually. But it doesn't pay nearly what i get in manufacturing. Plus, i like manufacturing better. Keeps me fit, activates the old almond when you can smash a 400 ton press at 45 cycles per minute, and it all runs like a wet dream. From coil line to conveyor.

 

[silver gurl]

Angry short person, yep probably Luk.

That would be Princess Lace

 

[4est_Trump]

I have a college diploma in law and security actually. But it doesn't pay nearly what i get in manufacturing. Plus, i like manufacturing better. Keeps me fit, activates the old almond when you can smash a 400 ton press at 45 cycles per minute, and it all runs like a wet dream. From coil line to conveyor.

Lol, so you're a failed rent a cop.

Law diploma...lol

 

[Matthew Craig]

Lol, so you're a failed rent a cop.

Law diploma...lol

No, not a failed one. Not even working at the strip club for a year and a half was enough compensation to get by on. However there is still lots of potential in that field if i ever choose to return. But you have to aim high, like the casino, private home security or installing alarm systems. But like i said, i'm happy in manufacturing right now. My skill, is literally what's keeping north america in the game. And keeping mexico and china out. Being faster, better, smarter..