I found Luk.

[RocketLauncher]

Obviously his rocket needs a launcher but I'm sure present company has launch control standards and procedures that preclude a rescue trip around the world for the evil little tyke.

Got that right, RG!
Besides Cuntarii's got that covered for our little naziboi.

https://cdn.iflscience.com/images/092ffa27-be28-50b7-adf9-89778834f940/large-1464386974-939-watch-what-happens-to-this-dead-eel-when-it-s-sprinkled-with-salt.PNG

Ewww.

Then we ought to do something about your dry spell.

Pretty sure we can wet that whistle for her....

 

[Kantarii]

You're late, matty. I already bestowed that gif upon Tweak.

Last night, the site said you were a “virgin”, now it says you are “experienced”. Got that cherry popped and you went full on slut

 

[notfeasance]

After being banned from Lit he tried face to face interactions like Rory suggested. I don't think it's going too well.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DistortedColorfulAmethystinepython-size_restricted.gif <- sound

Looks like he's lost weight; good for luk!

 

[LukNotLuke]

Looks like he's lost weight; good for luk!

You're working on a 3 day Luk bender, lil lace. Sleep it off.

 

[Que]

You're working on a 3 day Luk bender, lil lace. Sleep it off.

Luk's benders are a thing of legend!

Never go full Luk Bender.

 

[Shadwell41]

*nods*

He’s been on several Luk benders, and speaks from experience.

 

[Que]

His smoking hot "girlfriend" is probably asking too much money from him, and poor guy is broke and edgy

That is probably it.

 

[LukNotLuke]

*nods*

He’s been on several Luk benders, and speaks from experience.

Tweak's entire tweakend was spent shitpisting about Luk.

Sad!

 

[Kantarii]

Luk’s entire weekend was spent creating profiles to bitch about people talking about him

 

[von_Bismarck]

Luk’s entire weekend was spent creating profiles to bitch about people talking about him

^ It's like coach dweeb and mr_ann_troll had a love child.

 

[LukNotLuke]

^ It's like coach dweeb and mr_ann_troll had a love child.

Or Rapey and Garbage Can.

 

[Kantarii]

Y’all two look great together yourselves. Be sure to send us a wedding invitation.

 

[Que]

Tweak's entire tweakend was spent shitpisting about Luk.

Sad!

Wait. You're saying you're Shadwell?

I didn't see that accompany. What's with the on-again-off-again illeism?