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ElasticMermaid said:
I'm always late. Its due both to my incredible insecurity which requires me to put on ten outfits before I leave the house, and being sort of inconsiderate about other people's time. But when I eventually get there, I will look nice.
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Is an elastic mermaid kinda like a rubber doll?...or do you just stretch really well and have fins?
 
chillywilly2 said:
Yes, fishing is FUN

catching is even better

the more you practice, the better you get(usually) at catching

There is no need for silence, thats what you tell the kids when you take them...shhhh,,,you'll scare the fish away...meanwhile, I have found that fish actually like 70's rock played quite loudly...they like beer too, and weed smoke doesn't seem to bother them either.

Fishing is best carried out in a boat in 80 degree sunshine but as you get addicted pretty much any weather will be pleasurable.

Fishing has been described as the worlds best excuse for doing nothing.

when the wife says, what did you do all day,....I layed on the couch, or, I went fishing...whats gonna get you in less shit for the same amount accomplished
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Hopefully I try it one day. Listening to music, getting drunk and high sounds entertaining. I can't swim though. I don't think I would look cool in a life jacket.
 
ElasticMermaid said:
I'm always late. Its due both to my incredible insecurity which requires me to put on ten outfits before I leave the house, and being sort of inconsiderate about other people's time. But when I eventually get there, I will look nice.
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I actually don't always go to things because I have nothing to wear. Shoes are a big issue right now too. A few years ago, I decided not to buy any new clothing, just use up what I had.

Also, I didn't plan on still being here so I didn't replace things as they wore out last year, and everything seems to be wearing out at once.
I have been basically working on figuring out what I needed to have for various things and slowly acquiring them mainly through swaps or designing and making what I want/need.

I don't really want many clothes, so I am taking my time choosing things that are multipurpose. The nice things about swaps is the clothing is free so I can try something and see if I like it for a while and if I don't I just pass it on. Also, I try things I would never consider buying or spending the time to make, so have turned out well.

I vary between working on developing a 10 item wardrobe and 33 pieces. If anyone is interested in minimalist dressing, let me know and I can share resources.
 
smoothg103rd said:
Hopefully I try it one day. Listening to music, getting drunk and high sounds entertaining. I can't swim though. I don't think I would look cool in a life jacket.
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You don't needa swim...you're in a boat


Most of the smarter fishermen wear life jackets nowadays..especially when running at 40 or 50 mph...you never know when you're gonna hit a log or something.

Friend of mine got a boat cheap...seemd the guy that owned it was standing in the back having a piss and tumbled over...never to be seen again..I don't know if he could swim or not, but he didn't...he also didn't wear a life jacket
 
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smoothg103rd said:
Wasn't meant to be a compliment. Tighten up. Lol
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Why you hatin', playa!?

dolf said:
weirdly, I sort of like that. because I dig furry men. but you need to fire your bra fitter.
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Better?

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=66279647&postcount=64

chillywilly2 said:
You don't needa swim...you're in a boat


Most of the smarter fishermen wear life jackets nowadays..especially when running at 40 or 50 mph...you never know when you're gonna hit a log or something.

Friend of mine got a boat cheap...seemd the guy that owned it was standing in the back having a piss and tumbled over...never to be seen again
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I don't know anyone who wears a life jacket while on a boat fishing?
 
chillywilly2 said:
You don't needa swim...you're in a boat


Most of the smarter fishermen wear life jackets nowadays..especially when running at 40 or 50 mph...you never know when you're gonna hit a log or something.

Friend of mine got a boat cheap...seemd the guy that owned it was standing in the back having a piss and tumbled over...never to be seen again
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I don't get on a roller coaster unless I'm strapped in, and I won't get in a boat unless I can float without trying to. You never know, I might fall over and that would be all she wrote. I want to at least have a fighting chance. I once almost drowned at a public pool in Bayonne. They got the sliding board the goes right in the pool. I thought it was cool because we don't have shit like that here. So I decided to try it. I didn't know that, that side was 9ft deep. I did it, and as soon as I got into the water I started to panic, the life guard had to jump in and save me. Now if I can't stand up in the water, I'm not getting in it.
 
Lord Pmann said:
Really? While sitting and fishing? I understand when the boat is moving. But not while just sitting there.
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Gotta be pretty rough to wear it when stopped fishing but if I'm alone in the boat fishing I keep it on...they are quite comfortable nowadays

Leaning over netting a fish in rough water all alone can get you
 
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