I HATE waiting!!!

Gotta be pretty rough to wear it when stopped fishing but if I'm alone in the boat fishing I keep it on...they are quite comfortable nowadays

Leaning over netting a fish in rough water all alone can get you

I do most of my fishing from a 'yak.
 
Wearing a life jacket isn't for when you just fall over the side and then climb back on board.
It's for when you fall over the side and everyone else is too drunk and stoned to notice and you then spend 23 hours floating about waiting to be rescued.
 
Wearing a life jacket isn't for when you just fall over the side and then climb back on board.
It's for when you fall over the side and everyone else is too drunk and stoned to notice and you then spend 23 hours floating about waiting to be rescued.



The water was 42 degrees yesterday...you ain't gonna last 23 hours...you got maybe 15 minutes with a life jacket to keep you up
 
The water was 42 degrees yesterday...you ain't gonna last 23 hours...you got maybe 15 minutes with a life jacket to keep you up

When I went in it was in the Dampier Archipelago. The water was 20 deg C and quite pleasant.
The jellyfish sucked tho. I came out looking like a European city street map.
 
If I had to be floating in the Ocean for 23 hours, I'm going to go find a shark and fight it. If I live then I will continue to wait to be rescued. I'm very impatient.
 
I don't fish much anymore, but I pretty much did exclusive saltwater fishing. If I was in a boat, it was for Snapper or Grouper. Or, if further south, Dolphin.
 
I'm pretty much on time. It's genetic. My mother's family thinks if you're not a half hour early, you're an hour late. My father's family, on the other hands is always at least a half hour late. When my grandparents were alive, if my mom wanted peopl at the house at 3, she told her parents 3:30 and my dad's 2:00.
 
I ain't hatin', playa! You and me is just wildin'.

I ain't hatin' on Jezzi no way.

I know you ain't hatin, brah brah. You can't call yourself a playa with hate in your bblood . Us playas gotta stick together, we are a dying breed.
 
You know when you know you are getting old? When you have to Google slang. I just got used to the idea that a hoe isn't a garden implement. Never mind she be over there.
 
I know you ain't hatin, brah brah. You can't call yourself a playa with hate in your bblood . Us playas gotta stick together, we are a dying breed.

For realsies, yo'. We might run in different gangs. You a crip. I'm part of the Brooks Brothers Mafia. But we gotta stick together.

*fist bump*
 
You know when you know you are getting old? When you have to Google slang. I just got used to the idea that a hoe isn't a garden implement. Never mind she be over there.

Lmao. Funniest shit I read in a long time. I'm from Newark, so I really don't like to use "Thot". It's a Chicago word, and I'm not from Chiraq, and I think the word is stupid and it makes no sense. I prefer slore or jump. But I thought it was fitting for what Stickman was doing.
 
For realsies, yo'. We might run in different gangs. You a crip. I'm part of the Brooks Brothers Mafia. But we gotta stick together.

*fist bump*

I don't fist bump, I peace. But just because I fucks with you, I'll make a exception. *fist bump* And you're right, we are from different gangs, but us playas most definitely got to stick together. Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
 
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