I Have Never (version 3)

[Taegul]

IHN gone skiing.

 

[Cjbdd]

IHN jumped out of an airplane

 

[Btq97]

IHN been ice skating

 

[~Elizabeth~]

IHN wanted to climb a mountain

 

[willlph]

IHN jumped into the aquarium at BASS PRO SHOPS.

 

[Btq97]

IHN been sky diving

 

[willlph]

IHN been arrested for street racing

 

[Crownvic]

iHN lives on the 20th story of the state tower bldg.

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN peed off the Empire State Building.

 

[Taegul]

IHN tried taking my emotional support hippopotamus onto a flight.

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN summoned a demon from the underworld

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN challenged Clint Eastwood to a gunfight.

 

[Taegul]

IHN bellyflopped into a bathtub from a 10-meter diving board.

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN shoved my dick into wet cement on Hollywood Boulevard.

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost my car keys in Elvira's cleavage.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN dialed 867-5309 and asked for Bertha

 

[Taegul]

IHN stormed an awards show stage to slap the hell out of the host.

 

[fsa52]

IHN sold my soul to the Devil for bigger boobs.

 

[Biggalute]

IHN followed a chicken across the road

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN popped out of a cake at playboy mansion

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN played golf.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN rode a pogo stick into a church

 

[fsa52]

IHN driven a car stark naked.

 

[Xerxes82]

IHN walked out of a job in disgust

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN enjoyed a doctor's exam