I Have Never (version 3)

[Taegul]

IHN taken a clean photo of Bigfoot. So many blurry ones, but nothing I'd want published in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN had a ghostly encounter.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

IHN been to a Vietnamese restaurant

 

[ImpishSeraph]

IHN been to Canada

 

[Esslemont]

I have never been more proud of this amazing piece of ass, as I am today.

Effort babe….
What you lack in experience, you’ve made up for in effort.

That’s my girl.

 

[Taegul]

IHN been asked to star in Brokeback Mountain 2: The Mountain Strikes Back.

I'm ok with this.

 

[Suntimefuntime]

IHN been given an orgasm by someone that I didn’t have to assist with.

 

[Taegul]

IHN gone swimming in the Atlantic Ocean.

 

[willlph]

IHN driven to Alaska

 

[Biggalute]

IHN cracked a mirror just by looking in it, yet!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

IHN had escargot

 

[willlph]

IHN had escargot

I tried escargot …. You ain’t missing a thang

IHN eaten a salad

 

[Taegul]

IHN eaten at a Texas Roadhouse, but I kinda want to try it once.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN had sex in a canoe

 

[Pad_Foot]

IHN had sex in a natural body of water

 

[Cyber_Bella]

IHN had a meaningful relationship with someone from Lit. (Believe me I've tried.)

 

[Biggalute]

IHN Said 'Never again!' without doing it again shortly afterwards

 

[Taegul]

IHN dirty danced with Shakira.

Dammit.

 

[Sappho_CGN]

I have never done a parachute jump

 

[Taegul]

IHN literally choked a chicken.

 

[HoosierPapi]

I have never gone through old bulletin board posts and tried to revive them.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I have never gone to a hotel and wrapped myself up like a mummy in the sheets on the bed.

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost an arm wrestling match against The Hulk.

#StillUndefeated

 

[Biggalute]

IHN lost a three legged race

 

[Taegul]

IHN been the target of an Eminem diss track.

Yet.