I Have Never (version 3)

IHN been interested in a threesone.
I’ve been invited to several MMF encounters including with a veryyyy attractive lady. But no, not for me.
 
IHN been pronounced dead and seen heavenly angels or demons from hell, and then been suddenly revived.
 
IHN stood up in the middle of a rollercoaster ride and decapitated myself.

Ok, fine. I did do it once. But the surgeons did such a wonderful job reattaching my head that you can't even tell!
 
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