I Have Never (version 3)

[Coyote100]

I have never met anyone with as corny a sense of humor was Taegul.

 

[Spurtulator]

I have never been a part of the witness protection agency...

 

[cheekygirl75]

I have never been a part of the witness protection agency...

Well, that’s what someone in the witness protection program would say, isn’t it?

 

[Bloodandglitter]

IHN liked the show Friends

 

[Taegul]

IHN been called a Karen, but I'm working on it.

You need to keep your Chihuahua on a leash or I'll call the cops. Those decorations on your lawn are against HOA rules. Take them down or I'll report you. Your music is too loud and it's upsetting all 31 of my cats. Your trash cans are 1/2 an inch over the line and touching MY property!

RAGE!!!!

 

[Bloodandglitter]

IHN been to Australia

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

IHN had anal sex

 

[J64stephenson]

IHN had sex

 

[jays78]

IHN had a real cock in my ass.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN wrote a story for Lit.

 

[Abeona1]

I have never been to Wales

You should it's beautiful

 

[Abeona1]

IHN had a real cock in my ass.

You should it's beautiful

 

[Rabelbabe]

have sex before married, or have more that 1 man

 

[matureman32]

have sex before married, or have more that 1 man

Hopefully you'll expand your experiences, if you want to that is.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

IHN had a threesome

 

[Taegul]

IHN driven from California to Hawaii. Not to be pessimistic, but I'm starting to think I'll never scratch that one off the bucket list.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

IHN bagged it up. No diggity. I like the way the skanks work it.

 

[Experimentalist]

I have never been to Alaska (I'd love to visit, though).

I recommend!

 

[Wageslave]

I have never been arrested

 

[CuriousJInLA]

I have never masturbated on video with someone

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

IHN met a pussy I didn't like.

 

[Taegul]

IHN made a naked snow angel. I wouldn't want to risk frostbite on my best friend.

 

[Leana_M]

I have never skied.

 

[latecomer91364]

I have never shot an elephant in my pajamas.

 

[Tallulah82]

I have never had a priest tell me to get on my knees in a confessional and do what Fleabag's Hot Priest did.