I Have Never (version 3)

IHN Gone through a wormhole, impregnated a woman on the planet Proxima b, Kepler-186f, and ended up paying intergalactic child support.

Nope.

Never happened.
 
I have never been abducted and probed by aliens. Maybe I need some brighter spotlights in my backyard. :unsure:
 
IHN been called a Karen, but I'm working on it.

You need to keep your Chihuahua on a leash or I'll call the cops. Those decorations on your lawn are against HOA rules. Take them down or I'll report you. Your music is too loud and it's upsetting all 31 of my cats. Your trash cans are 1/2 an inch over the line and touching MY property!

RAGE!!!!
 
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