I Have Never (version 3)

[Unquoted]

IHN been scuba diving.

 

[Taegul]

IHN run out of gas on a freeway. I just jinxed myself, didn't I?

 

[Leana_M]

I've never eaten a seagull.

 

[Coyote100]

I've never eaten a seagull.

IHN had sex with a French woman.

 

[Unquoted]

IHN kicked anyone out of a moving car.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I have never drop kicked a toddler

 

[Taegul]

IHN done laps at Talladega on a unicycle.

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

IHN been to England, but i kinda like the Beatles, well I headed for Las Vegas, only made it out to Needles.

 

[baculum]

I have never worn a pumpkin on my head during a full moon

 

[Taegul]

IHN ordered pumpkin spice anything.

 

[boo56]

I have never jumped out of a perfectly good airplane.

 

[baculum]

I have never been given the key to any city

 

[Taegul]

I still have never stepped foot inside an IKEA.

 

[Browneyegirl75]

I have never been floating in a river

 

[Wisconsin1965]

IHN been skydiving

 

[Cwtchseeker]

IHN visited South America

 

[Tallulah82]

IHN visited South America

I'll pack you in my case the next time I head that way. Oh no, wait. You didn't take me with you last time. Pfft. Stay home, sucker.

IHN packed anyone in my suitcase.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

IHN been arrested. But, tomorrow's another day...

 

[BongoGal]

IHN bobbed for apples.

 

[Bluepie884]

IHN gone trick or treating

 

[Taegul]

IHN been to a furry convention.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I have never beaten Teagul in a steel cage match for the undisputed championship

 

[Just_Derek26]

I have never been on Vinted

 

[Browneyegirl75]

IHN Ran naked through the high school gym

 

[baculum]

IHN been ejected from a hockey game