I Have Never (version 3)

Japansurfer · Sunday at 4:30 PM

IHN been circumcised

Trubbycat · Sunday at 4:37 PM

IHN circumcised anyone, especially with this plastic spork

Unquoted · Monday at 6:01 PM

I have never considered applying for a job as a sign spinner for titty bar.

Ratchetman1982 · Monday at 6:03 PM

I have never thrown a no-hitter through 8 2/3 innings just to have it broken up by a homerun

Trubbycat · Monday at 6:11 PM

IHN had a legitimate source of income

Taegul · 2026-10-21T07:59:33+0100

IHN hosted Saturday Night Live.

Cwtchseeker · 2026-10-21T08:06:42+0100

IHN not worn my heart on my sleeve

Ratchetman1982 · 2026-10-21T17:04:52+0100

I have never been adored by a smack of jellyfish