I know I will regret this..................

@}-}rebecca---- said:
I do like these because the vocabulary is so limited and you are simply forced into cheeky innuendo . Send one I dare you. Make someone feel Christmas Tizzy. It's a cool thing indeed.​


I know nothing.........
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Speaking of adorable generous woman , where in the Heavens is our Neon ?

I do believe she is just returning from a trip to NYC.....
 
callinectes said:
NO, no, no! Never! But isn't the site a wonderful time-waster?

Yeh I know, I was faking it .......smiles

They are groovy and involving the Salvation Army is a worthy cause as well.

You get a prize :)

~ prize ~
 
ohh that's going to sting.......

2006 Christmas Paddle

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m14/rebecca222_2006/paddlechristmas.jpg

Re assuring to see that the KinkE Stores embrace mass commercialism. Here is not a Hallmark Heirloom and looking at the size/weight of the thing it sure isn't on my Christmas wish list. Yes I am a woos by standards apparent of most around these woods. I draw attention to the fact there is only one hole drilled in it and I am sure that is for hanging. Suggest if you buy this for your partner may be wise to take to it with a cordless drill and some light sanding . Small dab of clear nail varnish ought to cover the 'upgrade'.......you didn't read that here.

Anyhoo

:heart: .::Link::. :heart:
 
Electric Storytime....

FELIS DOMESTICUS: THE STRIP-CLUB SAVIOR

(Despite his abject virginity, Chip Fleever has become one of Newfoundland's rising stars in erotic short fiction.)

All was not well at Door Knockerz Gentlemen's Club. Jacquelyn Juggs was nowhere to be found.

The crowd, having paid good money to see the largest set of bosoms east of the Mississippi, was getting drunk and ornery. They began stomping the floor and chanting her name. But still, no Jacquelyn Juggs.

When it was announced she was canceling her appearance due to an infected toenail, the place erupted. Bottles and fists flew, and tables were overturned. A urinal was torn from the wall and heaved through a plate-glass window. The dancers locked themselves in their dressing room and the club manager grabbed his nunchucks. Things looked terribly bleak.

But then Doug climbed onto the stage. Doug, the most sensitive soul who'd ever tended bar at Door Knockerz. He crouched down and gently shook that Harry Potter backpack of his until out tumbled five little kittens. Unfazed by the chaos around them, the kittens began to wrestle with one another and chase a big ball of yarn.

That did it. Everyone stopped to watch the kittens play. "I've never seen something so adorable!" someone cried, and the crowd murmured in agreement. The manager emerged from the kitchen with plates of freshly baked cookies and glasses of cold milk, and Jade, Sapphire and the rest of the dancers helped pass them out.

The kittens finally fell asleep in a furry heap, and the club patrons -- exhausted from the blood-soaked fracas and now also stuffed full of cookies -- weren't far behind. Pillows and blankets were distributed, and everyone settled down for a nice long nap. Soon, they forgot just how batshit horny they had been.

 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Speaking of adorable generous woman , where in the Heavens is our Neon ?

Oh Sweet, I am back! I am back! no worse for wear from my travels to NYC and the subsequent work crunch:

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q91/cleasf/bad_kitty-1.jpg

And, oh, I have star-gazing tales to tell - all in one night, no less, if you are interested! :D

In the meantime, your thread is full of so much fun, from sex-ed to kinky christmas cards, to that wonderful essay on leathermen, that I don't know where to begin, except to say :heart: :heart: :rose: :rose: :kiss: :kiss:

~ Neon
 
neonflux said:
Oh Sweet, I am back! I am back! no worse for wear from my travels to NYC and the subsequent work crunch:

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q91/cleasf/bad_kitty-1.jpg

And, oh, I have star-gazing tales to tell - all in one night, no less, if you are interested! :D

In the meantime, your thread is full of so much fun, from sex-ed to kinky christmas cards, to that wonderful essay on leathermen, that I don't know where to begin, except to say .
~ Neon

:eek: I am a little bit embarrassed pointing this out to you Neon but































Your pussy is smokun :D

Yes of course we want to hear all your tales of debauchery , I am channeling Shank here ...............

it's a YES PRAY TELL :rolleyes:
 
neonflux said:
And how have you been, fair lady of the Christmas cheer! :rose:
Oh my at Post #2544 tsk... tsk.......

I have been a sweet little bundle of misery if you must ask . Only put my best foot forward here. If I can't I go AWOL. What can I say, I am not an Island we all have our issues. I don't do public misery . The Goddess knows I share more than enough on these dubious Boards ......laughs
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Oh my at Post #2544 tsk... tsk.......

I have been a sweet little bundle of misery if you must ask . Only put my best foot forward here. If I can't I go AWOL. What can I say, I am not an Island we all have our issues. I don't do public misery . The Goddess knows I share more than enough on these dubious Boards ......laughs

Ah love, life can be hard, can't it - especially during the holidays. You hide your sadness well and turn it into sweetness for the rest of us. Must say that your modified AV, with your little santa hat and glittering peace makes me smile everytime I see it. (Not to mention that I'm always happy when I see you on the boards.) My heart is with you. For some nice holiday cheer, how about joining in a Winter Solstice dance, love...

Shankie, are you game???

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q91/cleasf/WomenDancingSmaller.jpg

:kiss: :rose: :heart: Neon
 
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