I love weddings!

[NoJo]

My ears are ringing from the loudest bass I've ever felt. My legs ache from the dancing. My stomach is bloated from the food. My throat is sore from shouting. That was one of the best weddings I've been to.

 

[Guest]

im so glad you enjoyed it Joe. it sounds like fun!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

My reaction depends to a large degree
upon the character of the groom
my friend is marrying.



http://www.shillpages.com/faywray/wrayfp35.jpg​

 

[Guest]

My ears are ringing from the loudest bass I've ever felt. My legs ache from the dancing. My stomach is bloated from the food. My throat is sore from shouting. That was one of the best weddings I've been to.

Yep, all of that is a measure of a good time had by all. Glad you had great time, Joe.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Shall we dance?
On a bright cloud of music shall we fly?
Shall we dance?
Shall we then say "goodnight" and mean "goodbye?"

five free spankings if you can tell me where that came from

The King and I - Yul Brynner and all that jazz - now come on, is it hand or the paddle!!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

The King and I - Yul Brynner and all that jazz - now come on, is it hand or the paddle!!

I knew THAT!

I just couldn't figure out whether those five free spankings being offered were for giving or receiving.




It is never safe to assume the obvious around here!

 

[elfin_odalisque]

I knew THAT!

I just couldn't figure out whether those five free spankings being offered were for giving or receiving.




It is never safe to assume the obvious around here!

Does it matter? To give is a better thing than to receive - if I remember Sunday School correctly.

Personally, I thought she would say, "You've won, so slip those silky things down and lie across here. Then later she'd kiss me gently and...

You get the picture.

 

[NoJo]

Though, I'm left without a penny,
The wolf was discreet.
He left me my feet.
And so, I put them down on anything
But the la belle,
La perfectly swell romance.
Never gonna dance.
Never gonna dance.
Only gonna love.
Never gonna dance.

Have I a heart that acts like a heart,
Or is it a crazy drum,
Beating the weird tattoos
Of the St. Louis Blues?

Have I two eyes to see your two eyes
Or see myself on my toes
Dancing to radios
Or Major Edward Bowes?

Though, I'm left without a penny,
The wolf was discreet.
He left me my feet.
And so, I put them down on anything
But the la belle,
La perfectly swell romance.

Never gonna dance.
Never gonna dance.
Only gonna love.
Never gonna dance.

I'll put my shoes on beautiful trees.
I'll give my rhythm back to the breeze.
My dinner clothes may dine where they please,
For all I really want is you.

And to Groucho Marx I give my cravat.
To Harpo goes my shiny silk hat.
And to heaven, I give a vow
To adore you. I'm starting now
To be much more positive.
That's....

Though, I'm left without my Penny,
The wolf was not smart.
He left me my heart.
And so, I cannot go for anything
But the la belle,
La perfectly swell romance.

Never gonna dance.
Never gonna dance.
Only gonna love you.
Never gonna dance.

 

[shereads]

My ears are ringing from the loudest bass I've ever felt. My legs ache from the dancing. My stomach is bloated from the food. My throat is sore from shouting. That was one of the best weddings I've been to.

My wedding night wasn't that exciting.

 

[shereads]

BBBBBAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAhhhhhhaaaaaa
or
a quiet PMSL will do...
god sher, you clack me up. ofcourse you only put the best piccies in. what about the other, more embarassing ones? im sure joe wouldnt mind.

You'll have to ask him yourself. He knows I abhor dirty pictures.

 

[Guest]

You'll have to ask him yourself. He knows I abhor dirty pictures.

id do nearly anything to get you to pluck that mosquito off your neck.

 

[NoJo]

Here's a picture from my wedding day:

http://dolphin.upenn.edu/~thompson/us2.gif


The picture is not of me or my wife.

 

[shereads]

Here's a picture from my wedding day:

http://dolphin.upenn.edu/~thompson/us2.gif


The picture is not of me or my wife.

That's my brother and his mistress. Who are you really?

 

[Guest]

Lovely piccie Joe. thought i would share one from my wedding...i just wish i had known what they did before i finished the ceremony...


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/822586/mourning.gif