Now That's What I Call Literotica 2023 (Lit Mixtape)

[StillStunned]

Another one for Celebs & Fanfiction: (My Name Is) Michael Caine, by Madness.

 

[pink_silk_glove]

Exhibition & Voyeurism ~ Dalbello / Gonna Get Close to You

One of the creepiest songs evar.

 

[Rustyoznail]

I see you're missing something from letters and transcripts. How about "Take a letter, Maria" by RB Greaves.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Novels and Novellas - Papa Was A Rolling Stone by The Temptations

 

[__Nathan1968]

How can I be the first to suggest this? Fetish, I suppose.

 

[Wand3rlust]

First time..

 

[jhealy55]

Romance

 

[Bramblethorn]

Goddammit, nerd-sniped. Missed this one earlier, I was travelling at the time. Hopefully not too late...

BDSM
- Venus in Furs (Velvet Underground), Hanky Panky (Madonna), Whore (In this moment), Erotica (Madonna), House of Pain (Van Halen), Hanky Panky (Madonna), Rough Sex (Lords of Acid)

"Master and Servant" by Depeche Mode
"Sex On Legs" by Lord of the Lost
"Pleasure and Pain" by the Divinyls
"Closer" by NIN

Celebrities and Fanfiction
- Tiger Woods (Dan Bern)

"She's Madonna" by Robbie Williams and the Pet Shop Boys
"Alma" by Tom Lehrer
"Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury" by Rachel Bloom

Chain Stories (here defined as any collaboration between any two or more artists who don't usually work together)

"Leck Mich Im Arsch" ("Lick My Arse"), because Insane Clown Posse, Jack White, and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart certainly qualify as "artists who don't usually work together". Could also be used for Anal, obvs.

Erotic Horror
- Witch's Promise (Jethro Tull), Heart (Pet Shop Boys)

"Dance Macabre", Ghost
"She's Just Killing Me", ZZ Top
"Living Dead Girl", Rob Zombie

First Time
- The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face (Roberta Flack?)

"Come Said The Boy", Mondo Rock
"Like A Virgin", Madonna
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light", Meatloaf

Gay Male
- Where do the Boys Go (Men without Hats), I Love America (Patrick Juvet)

"That's What I Want", Lil' Nas X

Group Sex
- Don't You Forget About Me (Simple Minds)

"My Girlfriend's Girlfriend", Type O Negative
"Triad", Jefferson Airplane
"Simultaneous", Isaac Hayes (as Chef)

How To

"Counting Out Time", Genesis (also works for First Time)

Illustrated (here given to the more pornographic music video)
- Relax (Frankie Goes to Hollywood)

"Viva Lesbian", Umbra et Imago (or a couple of others from that show)
"Be Thankful For What You've Got", Massive Attack

Not by any means pornographic, but I think "Lydia The Tattooed Lady" works here.

Lesbian Sex
- Rebel Girl (Bikini Kill), I Kissed a Girl (Katy Perry)

"I Kissed A Girl", Jill Sobule (not the same song as the Katy Perry one, and huh, never knew Fabio was in the clip)
"Mother", Lissie (covering Danzig)

Loving Wives
- Alyson (Rick Springfield), In Demand (Texas), Left in the Dark (Meatloaf), Angel in Your Arms (Hot)

"Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town", Kenny Rogers
"He'll Have To Go", Jim Reeves (or Elvis or various others)

NonConsent/Reluctance
- You Can't Always Get What You Want (Rolling Stones)

"Possession", Sarah McLachlan (and a thousand other stalker songs)

NonHumans
- Bela Lugosi's Dead (Bauhaus), Monster Mash (Bobby Pickett), The Zombie Song (Stephanie Mabey)

"Dracula's Tango (Sucker For Your Love)", Toto Coelo
"Ghost Of A Texas Lady's Man", Concrete Blonde
"Would You Love A Monsterman", Lordi

Novels and Novellas (song must be over seven minutes long)
- Stairway to Heaven (Led Zeppelin), Jungleland (Bruce Springsteen)

"Viva Vulva", Umbra et Imago

Transgender and Cross-Dressing
- Dude, Looks like a Lady (Aerosmith), Lola (The Kinks), Queen of New Orleans (Bon Jovi)

"Transgender Dysphoria Blues", Against Me!
"Sweet Transvestite", Tim Curry
"Wig In A Box", John Cameron Mitchell (or various other versions)
"Androgyny", Garbage
"If I Were A Boy", Beyoncé

 

[AchtungNight]

For Erotic Couplings or the category of your choice-

I Want Your Sex by George Michael.

I Want You by Savage Garden.

Ain’t Talking About Love by Van Halen.

Round Here by Counting Crows.

Shut Up & Drive by Rihanna.

For Celebrity-

All I Need by Lindsay Pagano.

We R Who We R by Kesha.

When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore.

I’ve written stories featuring a few of these.

 

[hub495]

How To


EDIT: Oh and obviously include a YouTube link to your suggested songs to make things easier for everyone (Even if everyone knows the song, we still want to hear it in the moment)

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[WildOne2821]

The Game

The game here is simple. Let's put together the ultimate Literotica Mix tape. One song for each category. Here is the list of the 32 categories on Literotica. As suggestions are made, I'll update the list. When we have two or more competing songs, I'll put it up for discussion but ultimate choice resides with me (the mix master). For some categories which are not naturally themic, I've added extra rules.

Edit 1 - I've added some suggestions, but for some reason my browser isn't showing YouTube previews. If your choices aren't there, it's not because I've slighted or forgotten you, I just cant see some of the entries at the moment.

Anal
- Back Door Man (The Doors), Back Door Santa (Clarance Carter), Da Butt (EU), The Loophole (Garkfunkel and Oats), Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (AC/DC)

Audio (here given to the best sex noises on a popular song)
- Love to Love You Baby (Donna Summer), Rocket Queen (Guns and Roses)

BDSM
- Venus in Furs (Velvet Underground), Hanky Panky (Madonna), Whore (In this moment), Erotica (Madonna), House of Pain (Van Halen), Hanky Panky (Madonna), Rough Sex (Lords of Acid)

Celebrities and Fanfiction
- Tiger Woods (Dan Bern)

Chain Stories (here defined as any collaboration between any two or more artists who don't usually work together)


Erotic Couplings
- Alright (Jamiroquai), Bolero (Ravel)

Erotic Horror
- Witch's Promise (Jethro Tull), Heart (Pet Shop Boys)

Exhibitionist and Voyeur
- Picture This (Blondie), Lonely Town (Brandon Flowers)

Fetish
- Baby Got Back (Sir Mix-A-Lot)

First Time
- The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face (Roberta Flack?)

Gay Male
- Where do the Boys Go (Men without Hats), I Love America (Patrick Juvet)

Group Sex
- Don't You Forget About Me (Simple Minds)

How To


Humour and Satire
- Detachable Penis (King Missile), One More Minute (Weird Al)

Illustrated (here given to the more pornographic music video)
- Relax (Frankie Goes to Hollywood)

Incest/Taboo
- If I Was Your Mother (Bon Jovi), Putting Out Fires with Gasoline (David Bowie), Sister (Prince)

Interracial Love
- Japanese Boy (Aneka), China Girl (David Bowie)

Lesbian Sex
- Rebel Girl (Bikini Kill), I Kissed a Girl (Katy Perry)

Letters and Transcripts


Loving Wives
- Alyson (Rick Springfield), In Demand (Texas), Left in the Dark (Meatloaf), Angel in Your Arms (Hot)

Mature
- Stacey's Mom (Fountains of Wayne)

Mind Control
- Baby It's Cold Outside (Multiple versions), I'm Always Touched By Your Presense Dear (Blondie), I Put a Spell on You (Nina Simone)

Non-English
- If I Were a Groupie (Pizzicato 5), Lady Marmalade (Labelle)

Non-Erotic (this is a wildcard category - explain why your non-erotic song belongs on THIS playlist)
- I Don't Want a Lover (Texas)

NonConsent/Reluctance
- You Can't Always Get What You Want (Rolling Stones)

NonHumans
- Bela Lugosi's Dead (Bauhaus), Monster Mash (Bobby Pickett), The Zombie Song (Stephanie Mabey)

Novels and Novellas (song must be over seven minutes long)
- Stairway to Heaven (Led Zeppelin), Jungleland (Bruce Springsteen)

Reviews and Essays (given to the song which gives the best practical advice for erotic lovemaking)
- Slow (Reverend Horton Heat)

Romance
- Wuthering Heights (Kate Bush), Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman? (Bryan Adams), Pearl Necklace (ZZ Top)

Sci-Fi/Fantasy (I may allow breaking this into two categories if the suggestions are good enough)
- Open Sesame (Kool and the Gang), Sex Crime (1984)

Toys and Masturbation
- Toyz (Missy Elliott), I Touch Myself (DiVinyls), She Bop (Cyndi Lauper), Be my Girl (The Police), Darling Nikki (Prince), My ding-a-ling (Chuck Berry)

Transgender and Cross-Dressing
- Dude, Looks like a Lady (Aerosmith), Lola (The Kinks), Queen of New Orleans (Bon Jovi)


Examples:

A couple of low-hanging exampes to get us started.

BDSM - The Velvet Underground - Venus in Furs

Toys and Masturbation - Missy Elliott - Toyz

Mix Tape Rules
1. No artist shall be features on the mixtape twice. This includes band members who've later gone solo. You can suggest a second song, but it will have to force out the previous suggestion. So for example, if we want 'Walk on the Wildside' by Lou Reed, we'll have to ditch the Velvet Underground.
2. Given the nature of the game, I'm expecting an eclectic selection, but once the list starts to come together, we'll need to think about tone and continuity. For these purposes we'll assume we're using vinyl/C90's where one side is 45 minutes long and arrange similar songs together.
3. The song suggested must fully embrace the category chosen - it's not enough to have a couple of redolent lines.
4. Lit rules apply to songs. No 'She was just seventeen' here thank you...


EDIT: Oh and obviously include a YouTube link to your suggested songs to make things easier for everyone (Even if everyone knows the song, we still want to hear it in the moment)

 

[MelissaBaby]

This belongs here somewhere. EC perhaps? Maybe Romance.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Here's one for Humor.