I Might Die Without Ever...

[fsa52]

I am quite happy to die without ever doing this.

IMDWE posting my muff on Lit. In fact, I'm almost certain I'll die first.

You and me both!

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE posting my junk on Lit... (Or anywhere.) Haha.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE holding a live snake in my hands. ( I'm good with that! )

 

[Tallulah82]

IMDWE holding a live snake in my hands. ( I'm good with that! )

So many dirty connotations to be made about you and handling a snake. Shall refrain.

IMDWE seeing KL's snake.

I tried.

 

[hopeful_wife]

IMDWE getting properly laid.

 

[__Nathan1968]

IMDWE knowing if hopeful_wife has finally been properly laid.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE visting Russia

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE attending a clown college

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

IMDWE getting bedbugs at a Motel 6

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE eating a worm

 

[mpeters]

IMDWE…

…being in a MWW threesome.

…having sex (without paying for it) with a woman significantly younger than me (61).

…feeling like I’m making enough money.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE riding a donkey...since I don't believe in riding em.

 

[stephwriter]

IMDWE experiencing the Southern hospitality of Mississippians.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE winning a big jackpot

 

[Weirdnessome]

IMDWE going to another country

 

[saintcero]

IMDWE knowing the extent of my wife’s infidelity. (I suspect that I am not alone in this)

 

[Wand3rlust]

IMDWE falling in love again.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE exploring all of my fantasies

 

[Btq97]

IMDWE tasting her

 

[fsa52]

IMDWE living somewhere that’s not so backwards.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE needing a transplant of some kind. (Hopefully)!

 

[mpeters]

IMDWE having a woman actually desire me again.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE living on a farm.

 

[BongoGal]

IMDWE having someone twixt my nethers again.

Phew! I managed to survive long enough to do it again.

 

[Wand3rlust]

IMDWE understanding some people..