I Might Die Without Ever...

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE eating escargot

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE being a Gigalo

 

[MedicalMuse]

IMDWE eating escargot

Tastes like garlic butter bicycle tire when cooked wrong.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Tastes like garlic butter bicycle tire when cooked wrong.

Hahahaha. I'm thinking (from what I've read) that if you use that much butter on it, you are trying to mask a bad taste at it's core.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Tastes like garlic butter bicycle tire when cooked wrong.

Cooked? Oh! I did that wrong

IMDWE ever having dived in Fiji!
Naww, fuck that! Who wants to go!??

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE ever having any formal Ninja training.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE eating cavier.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

IMDWE falling in love (again) and I think I might be okay with that.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE visiting ALL of the countries I want to go too.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE eating a bug.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

IMDWE ; going snowmobile camping ️, mud bogging , or noodling. All sound like some fun in their own right.

 

[mpeters]

IMDWE fulfilling any, much less all, of my fantasies. For that matter, I may not see 70!

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE watching a Taylor Swift concert... That's Fine.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE playing fantasy football.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE going fishing.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IMDWE riding in a helicopter.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

IMDWE, getting that one certain *little bitch off dudes Lit nuts , lol ffs bust a nut will ya , the big bad wolf assures us the sky is not falling , I repeat “ the sky is not falling with Alts “ at some point it gets really ridiculous , I’m kinda embarrassed for U.

 

[Tallulah82]

IMDWE eating a bug.

I am quite happy to die without ever doing this.

IMDWE posting my muff on Lit. In fact, I'm almost certain I'll die first.

 

[Btq97]

IMDWE understanding quantum gravity

 

[jenni_bean]

IMDWE having sex with Idris Elba, but I won't die without having fantasized about it!

 

[Pad_Foot]

rooting for you on both

Apparently “rooting” has another meaning in Australia
IMDWE ever going to Australia

I read all about your drama. I was not one of the shitters, but I also wasn’t man enough to defend you.

I do love your name!

 

[Pad_Foot]

CHEERING. HOPING. Whatever, dude. He seems like a nice guy, unlike most of the other dipshits in this forum.

If you ever do go to Australia, I hope a kangaroo kicks you in the nuts

Rooting equals fucking
But? Thanks for the kick to my balls!
Interesting way to make friends

IMDWE understanding this unusual form of friendship

 

[AnnyMouse28]

Yeah keep telling yourself that.

What? Don't expect any sympathy from me. You're one of the asswipes that shit on my thread.

Pretty sure you did more shitting on that thread than my ONE comment about the believability of your "story."

 

[Pad_Foot]

You're welcome, friend.

Good thing I am done helping to make babies. Snipped and cauterized so the balls are useless now anyways

 

[KinkyLaughs]

I am quite happy to die without ever doing this.

IMDWE posting my muff on Lit. In fact, I'm almost certain I'll die first.

IMDWE seeing the FULL Tallulah on Lit!