I need a big dick

[ridinghood]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Giant_Cat.jpg

 

[IhateClowns]

Where's the "I need a small dick" threads? I've caused mushroom shaped bruises to a labia or two.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Lol.. That's exactly what I thought.. Ever hear of kegels?


Lucky for you, every man here at Lit carries a minimum of an 8 inch kielbasa.. It's mandatory in order for us to register.

backed by a pair of cajones at least the size of tennis balls.

 

[suckonsimon]

it can't be *too* big, because then I'll always be disappointed if I can't fit it all down my throat

I think you'll manage, Bella, if we get the right angle and if you give it time, courage, and copious slaver

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

That's not your spidey-sense tingling. it's your big dick sensing it might be getting some action...

Nah, I can tell the difference. My big dick senses things, but it doesn't sense bogus threads.

(Bogus threads? Did I say that out loud? )

 

[Darknesswoman]

Yes you did dick brain

 

[meop79]

Yes you did dick brain

Wasn't it you that had dick on the brain? lol

Have a fabulous fake cake to go with your fake thread!

https://wwcdn.weddingwire.com/vendor/365001_370000/367382/thumbnails/600x600_1281892764794-P1000314Fixed300WMffc.jpg

 

[Darknesswoman]

Well one thing is for sure I won't be enrertaining sexually repressed Americans

 

[meop79]

That made everyone very happy on this side of the pond.

https://coolrain44.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/crowd-cheering.jpg?w=468

 

[vavavaVoom]

Down Under, spectators behind the goal posts at an Aussie Rules game would holler ... How big's yer dick ...https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.10Dvc9yQ5KT%2fb44NpJFYGA&pid=15.1&P=0

as the umpire proceeded to signify a goal

 

[meop79]

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/naked-young-soccer-player-ball-16382971.jpg