I prefer the "mean" Doctor!
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¿por qué no?
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still, i'd totally do him as well.
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For God's Sake his head is waaay to lumpy looking. Though his face is kind and sweet.
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Those proctologist are the hoot.
No way.
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¿por qué no?
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good point, but still...
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Ah, nice catch! My bad.
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Just doing my job.
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Nothing, I am going to cut the grass naked and scream to my neighbors, "How do you like me now?" That way they will stop sneering at me.
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I am validated now. I am funny with a nice body. (thank you)
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That's all that matters in a nurse. As long as you're also a perverted slut.
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I am a perverted slut, but it is secret, the doctors do not know that. I wonder if they can smell my chronic wet panties...
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sorry <blush>
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Medical types can always tell. Those doctors are too shy to make a move.
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Doctor: Nurse Janey, why is your face so flushed? (she is vasodilated and ready)
Janey: I have an overactive sympathetic nervous system. (thinking dirty thoughts)
Doctor: What would like to do about that? (she wants to be fucked)
Janey: How about a script for some beta-blockers? (fuck, I am a nerd)
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Hah! You just need more caffeine and a secret lover.
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I mainline caffeine in the stockroom and I do yoga in the med room! lmpw
Secret lover? Yeah, but not from work, I don't really perv on doctors. I have a fantasy going right now that falls under the ironworker category.
<sighs> since doctors are more accessible to me, what kind would I want? The other day after badgering a pulmonary doctor for sliding scale insulin orders on the non-diabetic started on high dose steroids...he says to me: You know when you get sick, I am going to have all your medications administered via the highly vascular rectum in a soap suds enema for better absorption. <gasps>
My perverted little mind was highly amused. I wanted to respond: Why don't you try oral first, and check my gag reflex while you are at it.
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Cue Rosco in 3,2,1
At the risk of bringing this thread to a screeching halt I offer my (perhaps) biased but experienced opinion...
Early in 2009 I was admitted to ICU, middle of the night emergency deal. There were so many misdiagnosis' by so many doctors within the first 24 hours. Seemed their egos were more stoked by diagnostics than actual patient contact. Cut first, ask questions later...
Fortunately, I had an advocate in my husband, and the surgeon who knew me eventually was called in making the correct diagnosis...
Long story short... Yes, I had the smart doctor, though not mean. And he saved my life.
But the real heroes here were the nurses. They were there afterwards, every hour, every time I needed them. They were personal and compassionate and noticed every little thing that came up after the surgery. They made it all OK and better...
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<hugs> I am happy you made it out alive, under the care of a smart surgeon and nurses. Nurses are attentive and observe well, every little thing, like clockwork, almost in an OCD like fashion many times. It is also a 24 hour job and the doctor can't be there 24 hours, we fix everything. I am glad your doctor was not mean, I think I use the word loosely to describe: the smart, assertive, does not play games kind of doctor, the confident doctor, with great old fashioned assessment skills. The kind that does not always need the CT scan to know what is cooking.Cue Rosco in 3,2,1
At the risk of bringing this thread to a screeching halt I offer my (perhaps) biased but experienced opinion...
Early in 2009 I was admitted to ICU, middle of the night emergency deal. There were so many misdiagnosis' by so many doctors within the first 24 hours. Seemed their egos were more stoked by diagnostics than actual patient contact. Cut first, ask questions later...
Fortunately, I had an advocate in my husband, and the surgeon who knew me eventually was called in making the correct diagnosis...
Long story short... Yes, I had the smart doctor, though not mean. And he saved my life.
But the real heroes here were the nurses. They were there afterwards, every hour, every time I needed them. They were personal and compassionate and noticed every little thing that came up after the surgery. They made it all OK and better...
Having an advocate is important, middle of the night emergencies can never be good.
I love the appreciation: it is the only thing I am good at. Thanks! <3
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Perverse Nurse--hey that rhymes, I like it.
I spin on PCU sugar, ICU step-down- Telemetry <pqrst> <bling>
I have a hemodynamic fetish...I like dropping the preload and the afterload, and love to increase contractility--- it is my specialty.
I am a positive inotrope.
Fuck! There I go again....Help
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PCU is good. It allows you to have conversations...
All about the epi, huh? I'm pre-hospital people myself....
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epi epi epi I only speak the English and Medical language. I am still learning how to talk slut, so how can I make Medical hott?
Oh perverse nurse knows how.
Get back on the chest, between the nipple line, has a whole other meaning besides CPR.
I need fluids through a wide open stopcock, has nothing to do with normal saline.
You got joules?, has nothing to do with the defibrillator.
Pre-hospital? You must be a Paramedic! Do I win a prize?