I prefer the "mean" Doctor!

[Peregrinator]

epi epi epi I only speak the English and Medical language. I am still learning how to talk slut, so how can I make Medical hott?
Oh perverse nurse knows how.
Get back on the chest, between the nipple line, has a whole other meaning besides CPR.
I need fluids through a wide open stopcock, has nothing to do with normal saline.
You got joules?, has nothing to do with the defibrillator.


Pre-hospital? You must be a Paramedic! Do I win a prize?

Epi and Atropine...maybe a little morphine if you're nice.

I have a few friends from here who can take med-fet to an amazing arc.

12-gauge, baby.

God love the AHA..."between the nipples" is a godsend to us pervs.

I'm like a paramedic, but not quite certified as one yet. My game is wilderness medicine for now. Medic school starts in a couple weeks. So no prize...but that's not the only contest...

 

[sweepthefloor]

Epi and Atropine...maybe a little morphine if you're nice.

I have a few friends from here who can take med-fet to an amazing arc.

12-gauge, baby.

God love the AHA..."between the nipples" is a godsend to us pervs.

I'm like a paramedic, but not quite certified as one yet. My game is wilderness medicine for now. Medic school starts in a couple weeks. So no prize...but that's not the only contest...

Well, I have a chest pain protocol that does not involve :Morphine, Oxygen, Nitro, or Aspirin.
Damn, 12 gauge? YES <ouch> I love the lines from the field, they are always bigger.
Maybe I will find these med-fet people around here one day.

Yeah the AHA just rocked my socks during my last ACLS recertification with the "between the nipple line, push hard and fast."

Heh give me the morphine, please. I will be nice. It is the best drug ever!

Good luck in medic school! Paramedics are hot, they fall right under ironworkers for me.

Contest!

 

[Peregrinator]

Well, I have a chest pain protocol that does not involve :Morphine, Oxygen, Nitro, or Aspirin.
Damn, 12 gauge? YES <ouch> I love the lines from the field, they are always bigger.
Maybe I will find these med-fet people around here one day.

Yeah the AHA just rocked my socks during my last ACLS recertification with the "between the nipple line, push hard and fast."

Heh give me the morphine, please. I will be nice. It is the best drug ever!

Good luck in medic school! Paramedics are hot, they fall right under ironworkers for me.

Contest!

"Under" iron workers? Wtf? Those bastards have nothing on me. Thank you, though.

 

[sweepthefloor]

"Under" iron workers? Wtf? Those bastards have nothing on me. Thank you, though.

Paramedics are hot, don't worry. I want to be strapped down to the stretcher and spin 360s!

 

[Peregrinator]

Paramedics are hot, don't worry. I want to be strapped down to the stretcher and spin 360s!

I'll talk to the driver about the 360's. Otherwise, I'll try hard to nail your veins on the first shot.

 

[pointless]

can we get back to talking about doctor who already?

 

[John Doe]

Nothing, I am going to cut the grass naked and scream to my neighbors, "How do you like me now?" That way they will stop sneering at me.

I don't think that will work.

 

[John Doe]

can we get back to talking about doctor who already?

Doctor who?

 

[pointless]

exactly.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I'll talk to the driver about the 360's. Otherwise, I'll try hard to nail your veins on the first shot.

<ouch>

 

[sweepthefloor]

I don't think that will work.

Yeah, that would be ridiculous.

 

[sweepthefloor]

can we get back to talking about doctor who already?

Dr Mean? OK tomorrow after my shift is over.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Dr Mean is here. He says: Settle down nurses the electrican is here.
He is an EPS specialist, defeating ectopy.

 

[John Doe]

Dr Mean is here. He says: Settle down nurses the electrican is here.
He is an EPS specialist, defeating ectopy.

Are we supposed to know what any of that means?

 

[sweepthefloor]

Dr Mean says in the nurses station: Where have you been, on vacation?
Response: No, <blush> home for 4 days, here the next 3.

*getting teased by my co-workers*

 

[sweepthefloor]

Are we supposed to know what any of that means?

I guess not, I wish so though, I'd be less lonely if someone else understood.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Are we supposed to know what any of that means?

She has a crush on a cocky, take-charge cardiologist who works in her unit.

 

[Peregrinator]

Are we supposed to know what any of that means?

Some of us do...

I guess not, I wish so though, I'd be less lonely if someone else understood.

Some of us do...

She has a crush on a cocky, take-charge cardiologist who works in her unit.

...exactly.

 

[Peregrinator]

And, Swee'Pea, you have over a hundred posts now. Time for an avatar, and the rules say you have to use a picture of your tits...

 

[sweepthefloor]

She has a crush on a cocky, take-charge cardiologist who works in her unit.

He does a good job.

 

[sweepthefloor]

And, Swee'Pea, you have over a hundred posts now. Time for an avatar, and the rules say you have to use a picture of your tits...

Heh I didn't know I could do that. And thanks for validating my language!

 

[sweepthefloor]

Dr Mean says I have a hairy eye. What the fuck does that mean? I didn't reply and he said: I thought so.

Hairy eye. <confused>

 

[sweepthefloor]

And I love my job. Watching the surgical nurses across the hall fawn all over the surgeons is like a free soft porn show every shift, the sluts.

 

[where]

this isn't about chris ecclestone is it?

 

[Peregrinator]

Heh I didn't know I could do that. And thanks for validating my language!

It's time.

And I love my job. Watching the surgical nurses across the hall fawn all over the surgeons is like a free soft porn show every shift, the sluts.

...and posting on a porn board while calling the other nurses sluts?